| Jean-Claude's Guide to France! | |||||||||||
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| Bonjour! Hello! My name is Jean-Claude and I am from France. I know that the people of USA hate France, so I made this website to show you Americans that my country is really, really cool. If you have a problem with that, I surrender. | |||||||||||
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| This is me. The clown, silly! The handsome man by my side is my beloved husband, Alain. I love him very, very, very much. In France, gay people can get married, not like in USA. If you don't like it, go eat a hamburger, you American. I am a clown. Clowns are very important in France, but the mimes are more important. Alain is a mime. I am proud of you, Alain. I love you very much. |
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