If you are not idiot, you can see that France has very rich culture and history. This is Eiffel Tower in Paris. It makes me think of Alain's penis... Hitler was in Eiffel Tower when he invaded France. It was very sad day for the French. All French were crying. The French soldiers saw the Germans coming and they were very afraid. Hitler was very scary man.
		My favorite game is petanque. Petanque is nationale game of France. The player who throws the ball closest to the small ball wins. The others... surrender! Alain is very good at petanque. I hope my guide to France made you people in USA realize that France is very, very cool country! If you didn't realize, I give up! I wave my white flag! Now come to France! What are you waiting for, silly? Au revoir! Goodbye! Kisses, Jean-Claude EMAIL MY WEBSITE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS SO THEY CAN SEE THAT FRANCE IS SO COOL COUNTRY! www.ViveLaFrance.tk