The most vile human that could inspire such awards as the Coby Teeth Salutations.
It's Toby Keith, the one and only douche-bag that thinks slapping a woman's ass and singing
about pigs in a pen, will get him a whole shitload of casual sex.
Yes gentlemen and especially ladies, this fat fucker is waiting to show you the grand ol' country way of life, with
handfuls of stars and stripes in exchange for a lifetime of cash and critical acclaim. Yes, it's
Toby Keith, one serious pile of shit that should die in the following listed ways:
1. American flag falling off a building and impaling him.
2. Grenade falling out of his pocket, landing on his right foot, blowing
his toe off, which sails into his eye socket, going deep enough to make his brain hemmorage.
3. Being tricked into playing a concert for a lot of money in Harlem where
women and minorities are waiting for him with any type of weapon imaginable.
4. Get his dick cut off by a prostitute, who would
probably be his inbred sister, and then die of bleeding.
5. And Finally, being hit by a NASCAR racecar in any of the southern United States
by a driver who is of Arab descent.
That, ladies and gentlemen, is how much we hate,
Toby Keith.
-Johnny P.