Cigar Smokers Under 40 Years Old
Major Stake
It does not taste good, it does not smell good, and you do not look cool smoking one. The second you put a cigar in your mouth, you look like a bull dog's ass taking a dump. The only reason you smoke one is because you read about it in a glossy men's magazine. You can go to the bars, stink up the place, make a big show of it( wuh-hey ladies! Look at me! I'm smoking a cigar just like the big fat old guy who sells newspapers on the corner!)but putting something that phallic in your mouth doesn't turn on the chicks.
And don't hand me that bunk about 'aquired taste'. That just proves you're an idiot- uh, I hated it at first, but I kept doing it, duh, now I like it.I hear getting kicked in the head is an aquired taste. Do you want my help? Minor Stake
A minor stake for being the same idiot who makes a big show about having good 'man's taste' in a cheezy local bar. OK, you've made a big show of smoking cigars and drinking top shelf whiskey in the local college bar. The under-age hippy chick drinking Miller Light is soo impressed that she puts another Phish song on and spins in the corner. Why don't you and your cigar get a purple robe and an oversized leather chair, hang out in a den with lots of books on the wall (and a moose head too) stay home and pretend you're Hugh Heffner.