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9: Survival School Warm Up

RIK and RAF are considering a return to Survival School to aid Becky's quest to become a real Action Figure. 

IKAFH submits to the plan with his usual good grace.

But first, they schedule a practice session.....

OK. Let's review our basic Action Figure principles.
Rule #1: Don't look up.

You can hardly call it a challenge, if your wrists bend.

Rule #2: Don't look down.

I remember this being easier in 1957.

Rule #3: Don't lean against the ventilation grate!

See we were right. It's an asy drop to the floor.

Rule #4: Follow air-ducts *out* of the cell block.

As I recall, we didn't used to let you navigate.

Most Important: Don't forget to pack a lunch!

Alka-selzer will do fine.       

Hey, we earned it!

Is there another bag of these things?       

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