The Home Video
by Lady7 (
runaluna
)
Synopsis: Sequel to The Sextape fic. Toshiya’s Theory of
the Year was being cut off by everyone else’s Shocker of
the Century >.<”
Disclaimer: I own no one but the fic is mine
Comments: Last Chapter. I thank everyone for reading
this fic. I thank Diru for inspiring me LOL. It’s been a
great fun for me, cuz this is the first fic written
after ... 3 years of writer’s block ^^; I hope u all
enjoy this last chapter and this great fun! Plz,
continue reading my fics. This great community is LOVE!
Lots of love to everyone XD *kisskiss*
Chapter 9
Kaoru lit the last of the cigarette he had that morning.
Sitting in the leisure room, Kyo was falling asleep on
the couch next to his, Die and Shinya arrived but
disappeared to wherever they went that no one knew. He
couldn’t care less about them. Glancing at his watch, he
took a long puff and greeted his teeth.
“We used to have video games here!”
Kyo complained, he had been trying not to doze off,
“Where the hell did it go?!”
Kaoru shook his head impatiently, “Your good friend the
fucking bassist stole it”
“What?!” the vocalist sat up, awaken, “But that’s mine!”
The older man gave him a weird look, “Dude, you didn’t
even know who took it! Leaving it here is like ...
asking for it to be stolen!!”
Kyo huffed and yawned, “The TV sucks! There’s nothing to
watch!”
Kaoru sighed tiredly and stood up, he’s not about to let
his already manic soul listen to Kyo’s naggings. Where
the fuck was that fucking bassist?! They were supposed
to gather around ten, and it’s eleven thirty! He swore
inside, walking toward the door. His hand reached for
the door knob when suddenly it was being opened from
outside.
*THUD*
“No… put them here yes, great!” Came a voice, and Kaoru
narrowed his eyes.
*THUD THUD*
“Wait … fragile stuff here!”
Kaoru listened in confusion and peered out the door.
Toshiya was standing with a hand on his hip like a woman
would, posing a little, “It’s okay. Just place them on
the floor like this. Yes you can take the cart
downstairs see ya!! Thanks!!” he yelled, not noticing
Kaoru was looking.
“About time you show up!! And what the fuck are these
boxes?!”
Kaoru paused and took a good look at the boxes on the
floor and tilted his head to a side, “Wait. These are
the boxes in your house. WTF?!”
Toshiya pouted cutely, “Ohhh … getting testy so early
huh??” he sneered at the older man. Kaoru bit his lip,
trying to hold back his anger, and replied calmly, “You
were late!” and then, as he realized Kyo was in the
room, he walked out and closed the door behind him.
Pulling the younger man’s arm, Kaoru walked away from
the door, “Okay. What the fuck was that fucking theory
you told me yesterday?!” he hissed.
Toshiya made a face at the bad language and pulled his
arm away from Kaoru’s grasp, “It’s not a fucking theory!
After you heard it-” he placed a hand on his hip and
pouted proudly, “You’d be thinking of it as Theory of
the Year!”
Kaoru looked at him like he had gone crazy.
“And… You’d be thanking me for being sooo smart!” he
pointed at his head, “It’s not just a pretty face you
know!” he stated, gesturing at his own face.
Kaoru looked at him like he was insane.
“Yes, Toshiya has brain. And he uses it”
…
“What fucking Theory of the Year?! It better worth the
sleepless night I had to endure!!” Kaoru spat out after
a while.
Toshiya shook his head and sighed heavily, “You see
Kaoru, I have something to tell you!” he started, only
being interrupted by the older man, “Where the fuck is
the tape?!!” he held out a hand, “I NEED the tape! I
don’t need to hear the theory! Whatever it is, it’s
probably stupid! Ohhhh Toshiya has a theory! The world
is ending!!” he mocked.
“How could you say that?!!” Toshiya protested
“The Fucking Tape!!!” Kaoru yelled, but then he clamped
his mouth shut and looked around. The younger man gave
him a look and leaned on the window.
“Fine, if you only care so much about the tape!” Toshiya
said casually, playing with his finger nails, “The tape
is missing”
…
It took Kaoru a slow three minutes to finally register
what Toshiya had just said.
“WHAT DO U MEAN IT’S MISSING?!!!!!”
Toshiya looked at Kaoru and gave a little smile, “It’s
gone”
“WHAT?!!! MISSING?!! WHAT?!!! Kaoru hissed, fingers
holding the area between his eyes and leaned on the
wall. Oh, he so saw it coming. But to hear it from the
bassist himself… it was the only news he didn’t want to
hear from Toshiya. If only he didn’t agree on Toshiya’s
suggestion … he had told Kaoru to make a copy of the
tape and made each of them kept one. What fucking memory
sake?!
“Kaoru” Toshiya’s voice was surprisingly/disturbingly
calm as he continued, “I don’t think you should panic
yet”
“DGSGHGSDHHDGSWHAT!! X%GGH%%DON’T PANIC?!!
SJDHSJHHJFAFGS *SPAZZING*”
Toshiya made a face, covered his lips and smiled
guiltily, “I’m sorry” he muttered. In truth, he wanted
to laugh at Kaoru’s expression. But that would probably
caused the older man to have a heart attack.
“You’re SORRY?!! SORRY?!!!!”
Kaoru walked closer to him and glared, “Do you have any
idea how serious this is?!!! A MISING TAPE! A missing
SEX tape!! OMG! Toshiya!!! Our career is over!!!”
Toshiya rolled his eyes, “It’s NOT! It’s just this ...
tiny DENT in our career that actually makes it
interesting. I mean, fans will LOVEEE it!” he cooed.
Kaoru stared at Toshiya in disbelief. He couldn’t
believe the Toshiya he’s looking at right now. There’s
no trace of worry AT ALL on his face! For fuck’s sake
he’s at his wit end!!! He wanted to kill the younger
man. Kaoru held up his fists and greeted his teeth. His
eyes caught Toshiya’s slender neck and oh how he wanted
to just … strangle it … and … and …
“LET ME TELL YOU young man!!!” Kaoru finally found his
voice, “This is a very serious situation where-”
“Kaoru san!!” came a voice and they both turned to the
source.
Inoue san came running to them, with a smile on his
face, “I’ve been trying to find you!” the man laughed
and stopped right in front of Kaoru, panting. “Let me
catch my breath first … you won’t believe what I’m about
to tell”
Kaoru’s expression was blank at first, but then he
remembered the missing tape and his brain started to
think of the worse, and he’s looking at Inoue san in
horror. Toshiya saw his expression and rolled his eyes.
The bassist KNEW where the tape was didn’t he? How smart
… how observant.
“Remember the tape …” Inoue winced as he spoke, “You
know … the s.e.x. tape I told you?”
Kaoru paled visibly, while Toshiya felt his confidence …
slipped. A little bit. Just a tiiinny lil bit.
Inoue laughed, “Oh I just received this good news!”
“Heh?” Both of them uttered.
“Yeah, it turns out … there’s no tape at all!” Inoue
declared with a huge smile, “It’s just a stupid prank
done by some … J-rock fans … community or something!” he
laughed and waved his hands around “The word got out and
it shocked the whole internet!”
Kaoru looked at him in awe.
Was it awe?
He couldn’t tell but Toshiya was definitely smiling.
From ear to ear, chin lifted up proudly as he patted
Kaoru’s back, “Theory of the Year!”
Kaoru made a wtf face and looked at Toshiya weirdly.
“I’m going to call my friend whose friend manage this
Indies band … called … Alice something. Alice … five?
Seven? … argh something! My friend described the
situation over there, as … major fright caused by a
volcano eruption” he trailed off and took out his cell
phone, “By the way, bathroom door is locked. You have
any idea?” he asked.
Kaoru and Toshiya shook their heads slowly.
“Oh well, you have to go downstairs and use the toilet
there. Someone’s already looking for the janitor. I’ll
see you around!” he said, walking away.
After making sure Inoue wasn’t within earshot anymore,
Kaoru turned to Toshiya and looked at him weirdly. “This
doesn’t mean we’re safe! The tape is still missing!” he
exclaimed.
Toshiya closed an eye and smiled smugly
“Kaoru … Kaoru …” he chanted, “What Inoue san said had
just confirmed my Theory!”
“What theory? The tape is missing! We’re not safe!!!”
the older man huffed and threw his arms in the air. He
seriously thought of giving up.
“Yes, it’s missing! But I know who took it”
Kaoru stopped his movements. And then slowly, he turned
to the bassist.
“What?”
Toshiya gestured for him to lean closer, Kaoru did so.
The younger man then spoke in a very soft voice, “I Know
who took the tape”
Kaoru felt the hair behind his neck stood up.
“Who?” he asked, in an equally soft voice.
“Let me start by asking you” Toshiya asked, “You saw Die
wearing his red Converse to my house. Right?”
Kaoru wondered how it was relevant but nodded anyway.
“Well, at that time, I just left Shinya’s house … and I
saw those shoes on the shoe cupboard”
The guitarist joined his eyebrows … “So?”
“So! Die and Shinya had something to do with this! Don’t
you find it weird?!” Toshiya asked back, “It’s too
coincidental that Die went to my house … and he wore
those shoes! And … I found so many of Die’s stuff in
Shinya’s house! It’s too weird if none of them is
involved!”
Kaoru sighed and asked flatly, “You mean they stole the
tape?”
“Yes!” Toshiya answered firmly.
The older man shook his head in dismay, “I don’t know
how you connected those two totally … unrelated things
together. Finding Die’s belongings in Shinya’s house
should prove that … they … live together! It doesn’t
prove that they stole the tape!” he reasoned to Toshiya.
“No!!! I’m not saying they are together! I’m saying,
they stole the tape some time ago, and Die stayed in
Shinya’s house while we panicked and searched for it!
It’s like … spying on us!” Toshiya explained what he
thought, “I mean, they could be installing … cameras and
… and … don’t you remember last week you said it felt
like someone broke into your house?!”
Kaoru's expression was just blank.
“Huh?”
“Ohhh I’m telling you!” Toshiya started to get
frustrated, “I have a STRONG feeling about this! They
have totally ganged up against us!”
Kaoru shook his head, “Okay. First of all, Theory isn’t
based on feelings, no matter how STRONG your feeling is.
You come up with a theory, you need prove. Now secondly”
he paused and looked at Toshiya straight, “Shinya stole
the tape? Die, maybe. He looked a little fishy. Shinya?
NOPE”
Toshiya was about to say something else when suddenly
the door opened from inside and Kyo’s head popped out,
“Gah! I thought I heard voices, hey what are those
boxes?!” he asked, eyes caught the boxes on the floor.
Kaoru turned away, not looking at the blond head while
Toshiya smiled, “Here, this is for you!” he picked up a
box and shoved it to Kyo, who smiled and gladly took it,
“What’s this? Feels like Christmas!” he walked into the
room without closing the door. “Toshiya!!! It’s my
stuff!!! You thief!!” Kyo’s voice could be heard.
Toshiya ignored, and continued, “I didn’t believe it at
first. I thought it was Die, but then … oh, if you were
there, you’re so gonna come up with my conclusion!”
Kaoru thought for a while, “So this is the … theory?” he
asked uncertainly.
“Yes” Toshiya smiled, “Die and Shinya STOLE our sex
tape!”
(Meanwhile in the bathroom)
“AAAaa--choooooo!!!”
“Aw Shinchan!!!” Die moaned, “Do you have to sneeze
now?! Thank God I’m done!” he looked down at the
drummer, who covered his mouth.
“I can’t hold back sneeze. You know that! Move! Move!”
he waved his hand at the red head, who cursed and got
up. Shinya lifted up the toilet seat cover and coughed.
Die rolled out tissue papers and sat back down after
Shinya was done.
“Someone’s talking about us!” the drummer took the
tissue papers and wiped his mouth. Die laughed and
rolled out more tissue papers, “Nah. I’m sure you’re
just … sneezing. It’s probably an allergy”
Shinya looked at him with an eyebrow raised, “Allergy?
To what?” he asked, eyes scanning the state they were
in. Die actually blushed and said no more. The drummer
got up and smoothened his clothes, “I’m washing my face,
and … maybe I should check if Toshiya has found the
tape”
Die laughed, “Okay … I …” he looked down at his crotch
himself, “Need to clean up. Anyways, I don’t think it’s
our problem anymore. Our hands” he held up his hands,
“Are clean”. The younger man walked out of the cubicle
and washed his mouth. Then he walked back to Die, bent
down and kissed his lips.
“I’ll see you in the room” he whispered. Die watched as
he unlocked the bathroom door, “The janitor’s not in?”
Die snickered, “The janitor is gay”
Shinya laughed.
“ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHGHHGHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHGHHH!!!!!!”
Die and Shinya looked at each other.
***
“Your theory is absurd!!”
“It’s Die and Shinya!”
More remarks were exchanged when out of the sudden …
“ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHGHHGHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHGHHH!!!!!!”
Kaoru and Toshiya looked at each other, and they
immediately turned their heads to where the scream came
from. Both saw Shinya running into the leisure room with
a shock expression on his face. WHO WOULDN’T!! There’s
only one person who could SCREAM like that!
Both of them followed Shinya, but they stopped halfway,
a meter away from the drummer, looking at the scene
before them.
Kyo was on the couch, not sitting on it, but burying his
head into it, still screaming.
Shinya’s eyes were on the TV behind the vocalist.
Kaoru and Toshiya followed his stare
“How many fingers you inserting?”
“At the moment, two”
“You naughty old man!”
Kaoru n Toshiya : O______O!!!!!!!
Shinya : @___@
Kyo : ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*screams goes on*
Shinya : -________-
Oh How predictable!!!!
Kaoru and Toshiya just stood there. To say they were
SHOCKED was the Understatement of the Year. Their eyes
went from Kyo, the screen, then back to Kyo, then the
screen, then Kyo again. Shinya sighed and decided to
take action. He picked up the remote control and turned
it off. Good thing everyone else was too shocked to
realize how extraordinarily calm he was.
Kyo : ARGHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!! ARGHHHH!!!! *screams goes
on*
Kaoru suddenly had his eyes on Shinya
The drummer blinked, like a deer caught in headlight.
Shinya : … *whispers* right …. *ahem* OH MY GOD!!!! MY
EYES!!!! MY GOD!!! MY VIRGIN EYES!!!!!
The drummer shouted, dropped the remote control and
covered his eyes and dropped his knees to the ground.
Kaoru’s gaze dumb foundedly went back to Kyo.
Toshiya was … still standing right there, staring at the
vocalist.
Kyo stopped screaming. He managed to stand up, tho
shakily, and refused to look at the two. Kaoru’s eyes
followed Kyo while Toshiya was still gaped as the
vocalist walked pass them. Silently he walked out the
door, and then he ran as if running for his life,
screaming all the way.
The ones remained in the room stared into spaces as
Kyo’s retreating screams could still be heard. When it
died down, then Kaoru looked at Shinya.
“You seem awfully calm”
Shihya got up, “I … AM SHOCKED” he rubbed his chest,
“But to think back, You are Kaoru and Toshiya. You did
tons of fan service before, we should have expected this
from you…” he trailed off.
Toshiya finally caught his breath
Kaoru and Shinya turned to him
“Oh … my God …” he gasped
“You think it’s serious now?’ Kaoru berated, and glared,
“Fucking Theory of the Year! You fucking misplaced the
damn tape!!”
Shinya widened his eyes and said nothing.
Toshiya started to shake his head in disbelief.
“I’m going to see Kyo” Kaoru decided.
“No!!!” Shinya yelled, “Let me!!!” he exclaimed. When
Kaoru looked at him weirdly, he explained, “Kyo … let
me! The last person he wants to see … is probably you”
he pointed at Toshiya, “And him. I’ll go” he offered.
Kaoru blinked and looked at him in amazement.
Shit, he’s probably too calm. Shinya rubbed his chest
and pretended to catch his breath, “I’ll do it. STILL
SHOCKED, but I’ll do it” Then he walked out the room. He
could hear Kaoru saying “See!!! Cleaning up your mess!
Shinya’s a fucking angel you twat!!”
Down the corridor he saw Die running his direction.
“Kyo walked into the bathroom and threw up” the red head
told him.
Shinya was surprised. He looked up at Die and shook his
head, “He threw up?”
Die nodded, “Yeah. I wonder if he’s sick!” he said
worriedly, “What’s the screams?”
Shinya rubbed his face and felt like shit, “I can’t
believe Kyo is actually THAT Disgusted!” he muttered to
himself.
Hearing this, Die asked, “What the hell did I miss?”
“Kyo WATCHED the tape” Shinya answered.
Die’s jaw dropped in shock. It seemed like he wanted to
say something but he was probably too surprised to find
his voice. Instead, he started to laugh. Hard. Shinya
crossed his arms together and fumed as Die stopped
laughing and realized something, “Wait! Dammit!” he
cursed, “SO I’M like … the only one who hasn’t watched
it!!!”
Shinya shook his head, “It’s not FUNNY!!!” he hissed,
“Kyo’s so disgusted he threw up!!! In the bathroom where
we just …” he stopped and blushed, “My point is, how
will Kyo react when he finds out about us?!”
Die patted his shoulder with a grin, “Shinchan, that’s
another story altogether!” he said almost playfully, “Oh
I need to see Kaoru’s face!! I wonder if he’ll tell me!”
Shinya placed a palm firmly on Die’s chest as the red
head wanted to enter the room, “Now you pretend not
knowing anything about this!!!” Die made a gesture of
zipping his lips and lifted his hands, “What thing
now??”
Kaoru and Toshiya walked out the room just in time.
Shinya looked at Die one last time before walking toward
the bathroom.
“Kaoru!!! Oh my god! What the heck just happened!!!” he
heard Die exclaimed and the drummer rolled his eyes.
Drama, serious drama in the next two weeks.
Oh well, at least Toshiya’s home video was discovered.
Like Die said, anything else was another story
altogether.
-end-
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