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The Penis War Begins to Heat Up

By The Gingerbread Fuck

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02:00 AM Aug. 07, 2003 PT

A four foot telescoping penis is currently under development, to be released around Christmas time. A group of techs from the University Of West Purgatown claim to have successfully reverse engineered a leaked prototype of Nintendo's forthcoming THREE FOOT TELESCOPING DEMON PENIS™, and believe they have significantly improved upon the design. It is not yet certain under what name the product will be released, but the "FOUR FOOT TELESCOPIC DEVIL MEMBER&trade" trademark was recently registered by the team. Hasbro is currently in talks with the university regarding the distribution rights.

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