[4-28-01] If we can keep it to one update a week, we'll be sailing...  But I've been saving some good stuff to display here on these pages, and I'm sure you'll approve.  If not, I'm sure I'll sleep just fine anyway.  Kaiser has this for us to read, and it's chock so full of WWII era Communist propaganda, Joseph McCarthy himself is afraid to read it.  Drunken Dwaf put this together for us, and it's so full of shameless advertising and plugging, Ron Popeil himself is too ashamed to read it.  Ogre scrawled this out for ya, and it's so crazy, Charlie Manson refuses to even look at it.  Two of the greatest minds on the internet clashed, and Oscar Wilde himself can't stop reading it.  Mike did this, and it's so bizarre,  no one should read it.  I'm kidding, of course...MIkey only did half of it.

Plus: Sluggy is cool, and Super Greg is super.  Be sure to check out the video.


[4-20-01] by Vomit God: Joey Ramone, I Remember You
I know this is a late tribute, and I know that The Mike has already written a tribute, but I feel that I should say a few words of my own. Last Easter Sunday, a great man passed away. Joey Ramone, at the age of 49, died of lympatic cancer. Apparently, he had been fighting the illness since 1995. Many of you out there may say, "Why should I care about him?" I'll tell you why now: Joey, along with Johnny, Dee Dee, Tommy, and the countless others who have been Ramones, saved music. They saved it from the 20 minute long epics that were plaging modern radio. Possibly, no other band had ever inspired countless teenagers to pick up guitars. Joey showed the world that you didn't have to have a particularly nice voice to sing. He showed the world that anyone can rock out, and have a great time doing it. Joey was reality. Joey was the truth. Joey wasn't afraid to sing about Nazis and circus freaks. (A tear is honestly in my eye.) The first song that kids learn on the guitar is "Blitzkrieg Bop." Without the Ramones, punk, and music itself, would be meaningless. Thank you, Joey. Thank you for your inspiration. Gabba Gabba Hey.

It's never too late to pay tribute to a man that has truly influenced so many of us.  Thanks, VG.


[4-19-01]  Good Lawrd!  There are so many new links in Miscellaneous Non-Such, I don't know how to describe it other than to say there are a lot.  And in other splendid news, Kaiser! has graced these pages with yet another new piece, and I liked it so much I decided to re-do his page.  I think he, and you, will all like it very much.

To follow up my recent tirade on my taxation (without representaion!), I must tell you; I caved.  I begrudgingly mailed away eight of my hard-earned dollars to the state of California.  I hope they use it to make a speed bump in a government parking lot.

HELPFUL TRANSLATION OF THE DAY:
"I'm ready to take our relationship to the next level."
         ~equals~
"Now we get to have sex."


[4-17-01] On an unusually serious note, Joey Ramone has been inducted into the Dead Rock Stars Club this weekend, and The Mike has written an article in memorium.  "Hey Daddy-O...I don't wanna go...dowwwwn to hell.  It's dark down there.  Hey, Romeo!  I don't wanna go!"  We'll miss ya, Joey.  Say hello to Sid for us.

And on to the usual sillyness, there's a brand new photo play up for viewing as promised.  In the same vien as Raphael's article on how to write for the WOV, I personally take you, the Faithful Four viewers on an in-depth tour of the goings-on behind the scenes here at the site.  It's what you've always wanted to ask but were afraid to know about the World Of Vocephus!  Check it, yo!


[4-6-01] Having finally reached the end of my rope with the old message board, it is now gone.  A brand new one is in place (access it at the bottom of the page as always)  You do have to register to use it, but it is far superior.  Type to you later!


[4-5-01] I now have a new favorite website: www.manbeef.com Is it real?  I don't think I wanna know.

In other news, I have discontinued the Inside Geocities section due to lack of interest (mine, that is.)  The links that are still active will be moved to Miscellaneous Non-Such sometime soon.  (Yes, Raphael, Berries Of Doom will still be there.)  And what hath Vomit God wrought?  Yes, it's another delightfully delinquent Bill Cosby Play.  Don't ask me, I just work here.  And yes!  There is a new photo play in development as we speak!  It may be my best work yet, but it remains to be seen.  Until then, there are exactly a plethora of new Rocks Of Randomness to help you ponder the deep questions in life.  Like, "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Drunken Dwarf?"


[4-1-01] The Bill Cosby Plays are already the talk of the web...okay, so they're not.  But this much is true, there is a new one up as we speak!  There's also a new piece from Ogre to check out.

As for the links portion of the site, I realize it has as of recently fallen by the wayside in lieu of spot-lighting the staff writers.  Initially, that is what I had hoped to accomplish.  But for those of you who enjoy the stray link or so that finds it's way to the front page, fear not!  For this update is riddled with a collection of random links I've been waiting to share with you.  And while we're on the subject, I have recently went through the Miscellaneous Non-Such collection and weeded out some dead links.  I'll be throwing some new ones up in there before much longer.  Viva!