[12-28-00] Well, Christmas has come and gone, and sadly...I don't really care.  It was so much more fun in my youth.  I suppose it comes from working in retail.

On the lighter side, good ol' Drunken Dwarf is back with some more answers to your burning questions.  And let me tell you, if you have not yet sent in your question to Da D D, then you are truly missing out.  Also, Vocephites, please give a warm WOV welcome to Vinnie Spagolia and Alberto Roberto, our new Denny's reviewers!  The first installment of the new Adventures At Denny's section is now up for your viewing pleasure!

Vomit God also has a new article I suggest you read.  Also, he has redesigned his webpage, and it's positively splendid!  The all new VOMIT GOD MACH 2 is up and humming!  Do pay him a visit, and see what's churning on his side of the cyberverse.

Also, a couple of changes to the Welcome Page, and the Adventures Of Mike section.  You can thank me later. [12-21-00]  I could take this update opportunity to tell you all of what's coming soon, but that would take the surprise right out of it.  But I will divulge this; there are two, count 'em, TWO new staffers here at the WOV.  Vinnie Spagolia and Alberto Roberto have joined the ranks of the few, the ashamed, the ill-mannered, the Vocephites.  And as usual, there are tons of ideas brewing behind the scenes, all to be unvieled in good time.

You know, a lot of people ask me how I find stuff on the internet.  And I don't mean searching for mittens on E-bay, I'm talking about all the wierd, crazy, stupid, funny shit you often find linked on these pages.  (Check out Miscellaneous Non-Such for my collection of bizzare links thus far.)  People talk about it like it's a talent or a skill...well, I ask you, is picking up garbage a talent?  Is stepping in dog poo a skill?  That's exactly what I do, virtually speaking.  Fortuneately, some of it's good.  A lot of it makes me laugh, so I share it with you, my Faithful Four Readers.


[12-15-00] There are exactly lots of new questions in the Ask Drunken Dwarf column.

Trust no one, especially the authors of shoddy webpages.  I'm beginning to think I should start a new section showcasing why some people don't need a website.  Here's a prime example of what I'm talking about.  But I guess if you go looking for crap on the internet, you're bound to step in some eventually.  Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself.  (Hangs head in shame and disbelief.)