[2-28-01]  I have been informed that Mike's girlfriend/fiancee Sara, would like to begin writing for the site.  I have already ratified this petition, and I think we'll all have something to look forward to in the near future.  In other news, Raphael has submitted a swell piece of web-literature entitled,  "How To Write For The World Of Vocephus." Other than the parts about how much fun it is, I think it's pretty accurate.

And as if we already weren't innodated with cool crap, Vomit God has full documentation of Mardi Gras (okay, San Diego's Mardi Gras...doesn't count, but it's the best we've got) and we'll be sharing those photos with you real soon.  Due to the graphic nature of the pictures (titties!) I shall host them on another server, for fear of Geocities shutting down my little Dog-and-Pony show here.

Timecube.com is the best damn site on the net, and I'll not believe otherwise!

~Hey kids!  Don't forget, Celebrity Guest Update Week is coming up!  Any and all of you are welcome to send in a short (grammatically correct and spell-checked) piece to be featured right here on the front page!  Wow!




[2-27-01] Some of you may remember Celebrity Guest Update Week we had here at the WOV some time ago.  Well kids, it's back again!  That's right, your opportunity to hold court right here on the front page!  Not only is this an incredible opportunity to be seen by tens of...well, tens of internet-savvy people, but it'll aid in more frequent updates, and less work for me!  Everybody wins!  Staffers especially, but you Faithful Four Readers out there feel free to contribute, just write up a little paragraph blurb, include a few of your favorite links if you wish, and SHAZAAM!  Instant stardom!  I expect the first submissions in my inbox by the end of this week.


[2-26-01] Hey...seven days between updates isn't all that bad these days.  I know I've probably lost some readers due to the recent slackage...down from four to three by now, no doubt.  I'd just like to mention again that the guest book is indeed functional again...while not nearly as nice as the old one, it's all we've got.

Vomit God was nice enough to churn out a new article for us, and one I really like.  It's Ten Songs To Inspire A Shooting Spree, and it's delicious!  Also, thought I'd toss another chapter of the Ogre Chronicles up for you, and I can't help but wonder why Ogre was snubbed at this year's Grammy Awards.  There is no justice.  A few Rocks Of Randomness sprinkled to taste, and aside from the obligitory wacky link, that's all the update you're a-gonna git!


[2-19-01] Don't bother telling me, I already know...updates are too few and far between these days.  There has been some behind-the-scenes technical difficulty and what-not...but fear not!  I am back, and in true form!  And I couldn't make my triumphant return without some new stuff to show ya, now could I?  And new stuff it is indeed...I want you all to meet the newest staffer here at the WOV (yeah, another one!), and his name is OGRE!  Each and every...time I get something new from him...he'll be sharing it with us all in The Ogre Chronicles!  Good, good stuff!  Also, Mike has the first installment of Back In Black for you all to read.  Aside from  ripping off AC/DC and Louis Black of the Daily Show, he has also decided that he is The Rock.  Insults fly...I'm sure you'll enjoy it.  Our old pal Drunken Dwarf is also back with a slew of new questions and answers.  There's a handful of new gems in the Rocks Of Randomness as well.

Aside from that, I have a secret project in the works for Jixby's site.  Soon the madness will all become very clear...

On the ligher side of things, I have reinstated the guest book!  Sadly, I don't know where the old one went, along with all the old entires...but alas, we shall overcome and begin anew!


[2-7-01]  It's time for yet another Update-O-Rama here at the WOV (for real, this time, rather than my usual promise of an update 'soon'.)  I'll tell you what, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting something new and exciting.  New signs in Sign Out!  New Denny's review!  New Raphael story!  New article from Caelestis, who I've decided to let call himself Kaiser from now on!  New Rocks Of Randomness!  A new update on Mikey!

In other news, the guestbook has mysteriously dissapeared, which is a shame.  I don't know what else to do about it other than to hope it comes back soon.  Ah, well...there are worse things that could happen.