[1-28-01] Due to seemingly popular demand, I have updated the site. All I have to tell you really is to keep an eye on www.bastard.com. It changes (from what I can tell) day to day, and is pretty interesting as far as webpages go. Simple, yet intriguing.
As far as the rest of the good ol' WOV is concerned, I still have not decided whether or not to grant Caelestis' wish for a name change. I imagine I will. Raphael has new stuff, I think there's new Denny's Adventures and maybe some other stuff floating around in the inbox, but I've not found the oomph to dig it out yet. But why do I bother telling you of all these wonderful new additions, in lieu of just putting them up? What the hell is my problem? I suppose you could say that this webmaster (can I say that?) is suffering from a case of temporary apathy. On the other hand, there's the old rule of show business: Always leave 'em wanting more...or at least an explanation. Hey, I think I just coined a new Rock Of Randomness!
On that note, I give you what may or may not become a regular feature...the World Of Vocephus Reader Reviews! Our first reviewer is nonother that our very own Vomit God! Do be sure to check it out.
[1-14-01] First, let it be known that the new Rocks Of Randomness feature is open to all who wish to contribute to it. May the section grow like a mighty oak... That goes ditto for the Sign Out gallery. You readers really need to start pulling your weight around here.
Now on to more pressing matters. Mike informs me that he wants to change the name of his article. Caelestis informs me that he wants to change his name...what is going on? Next Drunken Dwarf is going to tell me he's "Six Weeks Sober Dwarf", or Vomit God becomes Lord of Chunder...I may grant Mike's request (much to my chagrin), but as for you, Caelestis, you're going to have to come up with some very convincing arguments to allow such a thing as a name change to pass. I suggest you take it to the message board. I'll let the others decide if this radical change is to be allowed or vetoed. God bless Democracy.
[1-10-01] Introducing yet another brand new feature here at the WOV...it's the Rocks of Randomness! A nice selection of quotes put together by our very own Raphael the Contradiction. Also to please your visual pallate, there are scads of new signs in the Sign Out gallery. That ought to tide you over quite nicely...yes...nicely indeed.
[1-9-01] I hereby call upon any and all readers with so much as a shred of artistic talent. I need me some linking buttons and banners! Get fancy! Make some cool animated GIFS with lots of blinking lights! Keep it simple, stupid! Make a banner in Paint, the results may be more interesting! All in all, it doesn't matter what it looks like...slick, professional and polished or sloppy, hodge-podge and scattered. I just think it'd be nice to have some linking devices for folks that think this here site is killer-diller, and would want to link it in a special way. So open those graphics programs! Move those mouses (mice?) in circular patterns or what-have-you!
And now on to what you're all here for...VIOLENT BUTT SHAKING!!