INSIDE GEOCITIES
Your guide to the sites you'll never see...or never should see.

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Yummy Plastic
Gay Hypnosis Links
Dumb As Dog Shit
Kristen's Cheerleading and Beauty Tips Page
Poo
Berries O' Doom
Manfretti's Reality Company
Puppies Hate Me
Mr. Humphrey's Page Of Happiness
Jixby Phillips

Geocities, the popular page processor, makes it possible for anyone and everyone to create their very own unique webpage.  A good thing, right?  Maybe not...I just moved here myself, and thought I'd take a look around at my new neighbors...my findings range from the very odd, to the very funny, to the very stupid.  We welcome you to the neighborhood.

"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespear.  Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true."
~Robert Silensky

UPDATE: These Geocities pages have proven to be more Fly-By-Night than I imagined.  Sadly, the Gay Hypnosis link has been switched to a Disney site...don't ask me how.  And the Cheerleader Beauty Tips page is gone, too.  Thankfully, Berries Of Doom is still up, as well as Jixby Phillips' site, and all his wonderful friends.  Seeing as I've neglected to update this portion of the site in some time, and only about four people read my site anyway, I wouldn't  worry too much about it.

Love,
Vocephus