Shoot the Barbie!!!
Have you ever wanted to shoot that blonde vain tart sitting in front of you on the bus??? Y''know, the one brushing her long blonde hair with her pink hairbrush, while talking on her pink phone to her boyfriend Ken, wondering what shade of pink to paint her nails on Wednesday...
A certain plastic doll is responsible for this atrocity, this role model we give to young blonde girls with an inexplicable love of bows and hair slides, this evil plastic thing that drains childrens' money and screws up their heads... hey, maybe one day it could be you...
So join the fight and load up your ammo, and prepare to shoot Barbie!!!
Do you really want your kids to grow up looking like this???