Updates

25th July 2000

Ha Ha Ha My evil plot to take over the world is already in action...

Step 1... Steal all the lads' pants in revenge for all those STUPID lads' nights they have... I mean, who says we're not entitled to go to their group wanking session??? (I'm not kidding, this did actually happen... I mean, omigod)

Step 2... Why, publish pics of them on the net of course!!! And where better than here... that'll be brought to you soon, I promise...

Step 3... The ultimate bribe... um... I don't know what it's gonna be yet, so email me your ideas... Ha Ha Ha We're so mean...

So, I hear you cry, what is happening in the rest of this big wide world? Well, Ollerton at least...

Weeeelllll...

Lisa and Adam are, like, completely over. He doesn't actually know about her getting off with Alan, Grant, Pick AND James all in one night, plus a certain someone in France... oops... he does now...

Erm... well, Alex is back from Florida and the sex is good (Ha Ha To all people with crappy/no sex life)...

Well, I'm going back to the N64 now to laugh at Chris 'cos he's going commando, which he said is "nice in a weird kinda way". Hmmmmm, whatever.

Keep tuned for pics of everyone's dodgy pants.

... well it's something to look forward to, isn't it?

- Joanne xxx

PS To keep you occupied here's a picture of Mr. Penis on his travels...
(Paris this time...)