>>>A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Ontario.
> >>>The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to
read.
> >>>One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
> >>>decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
> >>>decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors, and
> >>>continues to read her book.
> >>>Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up along side the woman
and
> >>>says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she
> >>>replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted
fishing
> >>>area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm
> >>>reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could
> >>>start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
> >>>
> >>>"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
> >>>the
> >>> > woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game
warden.
> >>>
> >>>"That's true" she said, "but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you
> >>>could start at any moment."
> >>>"Have a nice day ma'am," he said, and he left.
> >>>MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
> >>>think
> >>>
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