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> > An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness
> > and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in
> > turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three
> > more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes
> > flat after I draw, it. It would taste better if you bought one at a
> > time."
> >
> > The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
> > America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all
> > left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days
> > when we drank together. So I drinks one for each o' me brothers and one
> >
> > for me self."
> >
> > The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
> > The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same
> > way: He orders three pints and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes
> > in
> > and orders two pints. All the other regulars take notice and fall
> > silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the
> > bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to
> >
> > offer my condolences on your great loss."
> >
> > The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye
> >
> > and he laughs. "Oh, no. Everyone's fine," he explains, "It's just that
> > I
> > joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
> > ~~~~
> >
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> >
> > Bowling Team Blonde Joke
> > Two bowling teams of Blondes charter a double-decker bus; they're going
> >
> > to Atlantic City for the weekend. One team is in the bottom of the bus,
> >
> > and the other team is in the top of the bus. The team down below
> > is whooping it up when one of them realizes she doesn't hear
> > anything from the top.
> >
> > She walks up the stairs, and here are all the Blondes from the second
> > team
> > clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles, scared to
> > death.
> >
> >
> > She says, "What the heck's goin' on? We're down here havin' a grand old
> >
> > time." One of the Blondes from the second team says, "Yeah, but you've
> >
> > got a driver."
> > ~~~~
> >
> >
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