Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Canada. I am so
excited. It's so beautiful here. The mountains are so
majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow
covering them.
Oct. 14 - Canada. It's the most beautiful place on
earth. The leaves have turned all colours and shades
of red and orange. Went for a ride through the
beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so
graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful
animals on earth. This must be paradise. I love it
here!
Nov. 11 - Remembrance Day. Deer season starts soon. I
can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous
creature. Hope it snows soon. I love it here.
Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. Woke up to find
everything blanketed in white. It looks like a
postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the
steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball
fight (I won). When the snow plough came by, we had to
shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I
love Canada.
Dec. 12 - More snow last night. The snow plough did
his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.
Dec 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out go the
driveway to get to work. It's beautiful here but I'm
exhausted from shoveling. Fucking snow plough.
Dec. 22 - More of that white shit fell last night.
I've got blisters on my hands and a sore back from
shoveling. I think the snow plough hides around the
corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole.
Dec. 25 - Merry Fucking Christmas! More frigging snow.
If I ever get my hands on the son-of-a-bitch who
drives the snow plough, I swear I'll kill the bastard.
Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads
to melt the fucking ice.
Dec. 27 - More white shit again last night. Been
inside for three days now, except for shoveling out
the driveway after the snow plough goes through every
time. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain
of white shit and it's so frigging cold. The
weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the
shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full
of snow 10 inches is?
Dec. 28 - That fucking weatherman was wrong. We got
34 inches of the shit this time. At this rate it won't
melt until summer. The snow plough got stuck up in the
road and that bastard came to my door and asked to
borrow my shovel. After I told him that I had already
broken six shovels shoveling out all the shit he had
pushed into my driveway, I damn near broke my last one
over his fucking head.
Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to
the store to get food and on my way back, a damned
deer ran in front of the car. Did about $3,000 damage
to the car. Those fucking beasts should be killed. The
bastards are everywhere. Wish the hunters had
exterminated them all last November.
May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you
believe the thing is rusted out from all that fucking
salt they put all over the roads.
May 10 - Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone
in their right mind would ever want to live in such a
God forsaken place as Canada.
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