One day a small penised boy was walking by with a walkman on when he saw a guy give him the evil eye, which hurt him so instead of retaleating he kept walking and decided to have a seat at a bus stop, and have a cry. After crying like a sissy for about 7 hours, a disgusting looking girl who was named Karen asked him and said "is this the Balmoral 135 bus".
The boy who was known as Matt Strain looked up, he had never seen such a beuty in his life. Although this girl was not a beuty, to normal people with normal sized penises, but matt had such a small penis he saw everything with a hole as beutiful.
"Yes this is the bus, I catch it to my place you wanna come over."
"Sure" mumbled the girl in a just understandable voice.
Matt was obviously looking at taking adventage of this girl just as he had done with Fluffy the cat.
So they both took the bus back to Matts place. Matt lived by himself as he had scared his parents away with constant sexual advances. "Here is my house" he said as they stepped through the door. No sooner had they stepped through the door then matt decided to pull some moves on Karen. "Wow" he said that top you are wearing looks great but it would look better on my, my um..... it would look good on my toilet floor"
"Really" said Karen and walked to the toilet and put her top on the floor. Matt knew what he had said was not the right way you are supposed to say the pick up line but it appeared to work. Kristian wasn't wearing a bra either so strain could not beleive his eyes, he could not hold back, his family has a problem with premature ejaculation and it had been passed to Matt. He shot his load twice in the front of his pants when there was a knock at the door. He answered the door with cum stains in the front of his pants, "hello" said Matt to a big man at the door.
The man moved his eyes to look at the front of matts pants, he frowned then looked up to see his daughter karen topless in the house with this thing that had cum stains down the front of his pants. The man put 2 and 2 together and relised matt had taken advantage of his daughter. "You little dufjsu" (means cunt in swazzy). The man ran in the house picked matt up and proceeded to smacked his head into the corner of the wall. "Aooooooowoowowwoow" screamed Matt. The man then dropped matt on the floor, and gave him the corparate elbow. "I know a place where you will fit in" said the man.
The man then picked up matt and took him to a gay orphanage, where he spent the rest of his days being ass fucked.

THE REVIEW:

Bronson K Volcomstalker: I'm not fond of stories about retards. Nor am I fond of stories written by retards. Dr Harachio, I'd like to inquire exactly what sort of doctor you are? Are you aware that you could lose your professional career if word of your involvement in such trash came out? You need to have a long, hard think about it. Spike Firestorm: Well, it's good to hear a story about having sex with retards from an authority on the subject.