A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Not really only about 150 years ago in Australia their lived a strange sub-species of Human called the Mattus Strainus (Latin for Pig Snot) this species lived peacefully here. Eating only Bilby eggs and kangaroo refuse. Until one day along came the white man in his great sailing ships bringing with him his pet the Danielus Warnerus (common name Warner) this fierce snarling animal found the Mattus Strainus delightfully tasty and since then have almost hunted the Mattus to extinction there is only one known specimen still in existent he is Matthew Strain and he lives in Nambour everyday he searches for a mate but he must be wary of the ever persistent Danielus Warnerus that lives in the area.

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THE REVIEW:

Bronson K Volcomstalker: From a biological perspective, this story provides a very helpful synopsis of the plight of the humble Mattus Strainus. I feel that you could've mentioned a bit more about the fascinating creature, the Danielus Warnerus. For instance, you could've told us what the latin translation for Danielus Warnerus is. Incidently, the latin translation for Danielus Warnerus is "Scrotal Innarticulation" Spike Firestorm: Great urinal flow. Fantastic.