Man, even the Iraqi Information Minister
(www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com) couldn't make that fight
last night look good.

The mighty forces of Khorne then did engage the elves guarding the
sacred temple. 4 chosen made it to the temple before we finished
slaughtering those infidel elves and managed to recover the long
lost BERSERKER SWORD!!!!! THE WORLD IS MINE! THE WORLD IS MINE!!!!
Sorry, had a Dr. Evil moment there.

Then the mighty forces of chaos then did engage the infidels on the
field of battle. The order of battle went something like this.

Turn 1: The infidel bolt throwers and archers cowered and wept
before the might of our glorious horsemen (One maruader horsemen was
alive at the end of turn one and too dumb to run). Our forces saw
the cowardly advance of the eagles and Ellyrian Reavers. This shall
be their graveyard!

Turn 2: Our chariot was destroyed? NO! This is all lies spread by
the elven media. Our chariots are racing toward their lines as we
speak (bolt thrower killed it). Our minotaurs did engage their
pathetic spearmen and their bodies litter the countryside (although
they did not break, rats). Our mighty lord and his retinue did
charge the mercenary general and his bodyguard. *phat* We did
smite many of them and their bodies will serve as a warning to
others (but they still didn't break).

Turn 3: Their so-called Swordmasters cower in fear of our
minotaurs. Cowardly mercenaries I tell you. Their war machines
were silenced to boot (since they had nothing to shoot at)! The
glorious subcommander that received the glorious BERSERKER SWORD did
move to harass the harassing great eagles. Our Chosen continue
their march. What? Our minotaurs did not hold? Never! They are
currently on the march to the elven base camp as we speak
(spearelves won the combat and broke the minos). Our lord did smite
down the mercernary general and the remainder of his bodyguard (it's
all downhill from here folks).

Turn 4: Their artillery is silenced I tell you! These reports that
they have struck down our lord is preposterous. He is in as much
control as ever (yup, 2 RBT's + Chaos Lord don't mix children).
Lies, all lies I tell you! Our minotaurs return from sacking the
elven base camps (they rallied) as our heroic militia engaged
another 3 regiments of mercenary spearelves (maruaders charged the
unit of spear the beat the minos).

Turn 5: Our forces are in retreat? Never! They are not withing
100 miles of here (Teclis is waving in the background at this
point). The Minotaurs have found another base camp to plunder
(charged by the Swordmasters and broken). Those cowards in their
cavalry didn't have they honor or courage enough to attack our
heroic militia units head on and hit them in the flank while they
were doing glorious battle with these 3 regiments of spearelves
(They ran needless to say). Seeing this, infused with the mighty
power of the BERSERKER SWORD, our subcommander did engage this
cowardly group of mercenary horsemen to show them that this would
indeed be their last day (EC was only engage with a hero with a 1+
rerollable save & marauaders were chumped by the silver helms. The
EC got away though)!

Turn 6: They are committing suicide against our walls! The day is
ours! Praise Khorne! (I conceded the game)

billgreenjr