El Desperado
El Desperado on a friday night
El Desperado ( a.k.a.
Desperate Dave, Brummie Dave, Pissed Up Dave) is the most feared
inhabitant of Brian May Close.
El Desperado Facts
- Enjoys drinking, groping, self abuse
and indecent exposure.
- Incontinent.
- Dave's dad was once told to fuck off
by Robert Plant, at school. Plant went on to front Led
Zeppelin, Dave's dad went on to be, er, Dave's dad.
- Dave is a committed environ-mentalist
and vegetarian. He never washes his hair.
The young
Desperado studying 'fine arts literature'
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