Phil
GaryHorrendously disfigured Mancunian pop duo The Nevilles are a horrific warning of the dangers of inbreeding.
The hapless pair represented England at Eurovision 2000 where Gary produced a typically inept performance and Phil's ill advised knobbling of the opposistion caused Englands elimination.
Amusingly, one commentator once said of Gary that he was two inchs too short to be a good centre back and two yards too slow to be a good full back. Too shite to be either more like!. Watching Phil play has been likened to watching a drunk trying to dribble across the deck of a sinking ship. The Nevilles make Carlton Palmer look like a model of co-ordination, skill and application.
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