Ways to trash your school

This part of my site is dedicated to trashing your loneson helpless school. Muahahahahaha it is fun, and it gets to the teachers but the other kids always have a problem with it...losers they are!

wherever you can find a lock, stick glue or chewy in it...prefferable locks that are attached to doors, not just padlocks, because doorlocks are more expensive

If you have stairs, throw everything you can find down them. Spit down them onto people too.

Ride a bike down the corridor when it is most crowded

Place obscene things in lockers...take no mercy...a good idea is helium inflated sheep lungs on a balloon string ready to float out of lockers when people open them...and idea given to me from a certain irish fag...

Paint something obscene on pull down maps and stuff like that

Food Fight

In a crowded room orcorridor scream that you have lost a contact lens and nobody move else they might step on them

Steal shopping trolleys and ride around the school in them

Burn your uniform on the flagpole

Break the flagpole (the boys at my school did that...i hate them but it was funny)

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