THE HAN&LUKE TOP TEN LIST


Author: Lia
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash, silly, Han/Luke pairing.
Timeline: ???
Summary: it's just a silly list... written for Han and Luke ML Challenge #23 (14th May 2004) - Take five minutes, and write a list. It can be practical or silly or romantic or even meta. Han's shopping list; Chewbacca's list of evidence that Luke and Han are sleeping together; Luke's list of things he likes about Han; even your own list of things you like/don't like/want to see....
Disclaimer: Luke, Han and the whole Star Wars Universe belongs to George Lucas. Pity.
Feedback: I'll be glad and infinetely grateful if you write.

 

THE HAN&LUKE TOP TEN LIST

Luke's list:

The Top Ten List Of Things I Like To Do With Han

10. Working in the Millennium Falcon;

09. Flying to somewhere nice in the Millennium Falcon – maybe a desert island in Naboo or an underwater resort in Geonosis;

08. Visiting family (mine or his, doesn't matter, love both ^.^);

07. Playing strip-sabbacc;

06. Cooking (anything BUT Corellian food – yuck!);

05. Watching holovids in bed, naked (and making love before the end of the show);

04. Taking a long, hot bath, listening to music and drinking (anything BUT Corellian brandy – yuck!);

03. Food-war! (and make love after wards)

02. Tickling-war! (and make love after wards)

Aaand the number one in my Top Ten List of Things I Like To Do With Han is... (drum roll!)

01. Making love wildly in a thermo-cabin in Hoth under Tauntaun fur blankets!

 

Han's list: The Top Ten List Of Things I Like To Do With Luke

10. Visiting family (mine or his, both are great but get on my nerves sometimes!);

09. Flying to somewhere nice in the Millennium Falcon – maybe a casino resort in Ord Mantel or a desert island in Corellia;

08. Cooking (especially Corellian food – I know Luke hates it but I love to tease him!)

07. Taking a long, hot bath, listening to music and drinking (it HAS to be Corellian brandy!);

06. Working in the Millennium Falcon;

05. Watching pod races;

04. Eating out (but not Corellian food – NO restaurant can make it better than ME!);

03.Watching porn holovids (and making love before the end of the show);

02. Playing strip-sabbacc;

Aaand the number one in my Top Ten List of Things I Like to Do With Luke is... (drum roll!)

01. Making love wildly in a carbon-freeze chamber in Bespin under Tauntaun fur blankets!

 

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