BAD PARROT!!

A guy named David* recieved a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word out of it's mouth was an expletive! Those that weren't expletive were, to say the least, rude. David tried to change the birds attitude by constantly playing soft music, speaking gently, using polite words- anything he could think of to set a good example. Nothing worked! He yelled at the bird, and the bird yelled back. He shook his fist at the bird, and the bird got angrier! Finally, in a moment of desperation, David tossed the bird in the freezer. The parrot kept cussing a squawking for a moment before falling silent. David was frightened that he may have hurt the bird. so he opened the door. The parrot calmly stepped out of the freezer and onto David's extended arm and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior and actions. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness." David was astonished at the birds change in attitude and was about to ask why when the parrot continued "May I ask what the chicken did?" *Names have been changed to protect the identity of the owner. :-) j/k WEBMASTERS NOTE: This is a joke, pure and simple. In no way do I condone putting any animal in a freezer as a means of discipline. BACK