You Know You Are _______ If....
YOU KNOW YOU ARE JAPANESE IF....
1. You're obsessed with your hair, your car, and your clothes.
2. Males- You want to marry a Korean/Chinese American woman.
3. Females- You want to marry a white guy.
4. You're afraid of African Americans.
5. You think you're superior to all other Asians.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE KOREAN IF....
1. You smoke and drink too much.
2. You're actually sorry that Margaret Cho's sitcom was cancelled.
3. You're afraid of African Americans.
4. You think you're superior to all other Asians.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE CHINESE IF....
1. You you're the smartest people in the world.
2. You have a pager and a cellular phone with you at all times.
3. Today's steamed rice is tomorrow's fried rice.
4. You're afraid of African Americans.
5. You think you're superior to all other Asians.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE VIETNAMESE IF....
1. You've got to have fish sauce with every meal.
2. You eat at a restaurant that has "Pho".
3. You got to yell out every word as if others around you were deaf.
4. You're afraid of African Americans.
5. You think you're superior to all other Asians.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE FILIPINO IF....
1. You want to be an actor, a singer, or a dancer.
2. A member of your family is a politician or movie star.
3. You're not afraid of black people; in fact you wish you were black.
4. You don't care if you are superior to all other Asians or not, cuz being Filipino is just cool in itself.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE THAI IF....
1. People want to pay you for sex.
2. No matter what you eat, it's not greasy or spicy enough.
3. You're not afraid of black people, because in some cases, you're just as dark as they are.
4. You think in your heart, you will never be superior to all other Asians, but you've learned to live with it.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE CAMBODIAN IF....
1. Your house smells like fish sauce.
2. You want to be a rapper or actor, even though your family line works in a factory.
3. You're not afraid of black people, you actually want to be like them.
4. You have a Cambodian flag in your room, in your trunk, and hanging from the antenna of your car.
5. You KNOW you're superior to all other Asians....Khmer Pride Baby!!
