GCF: The New Cook
The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife
in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asks.
"Sweetheart," she sobs, "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my
very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out the oven to season
it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering the phone," she
sobbed again, "I found that the cat had eaten it!"
"Don't worry, darling," said her husband. "Don't cry. We'll get a new cat
in the morning..."
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