GCF: Charitable Contribution

Father O'Malley answers the phone...

"Hello, is this Father O'Malley?"
"It is."
"This is the IRS.  Can you help us?"
"I can."
"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?"
"I do."
"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"He is."
"Did he donate $10,000.00?"
(pause)
"He will."

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