Newspaper Headlines
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*Bombay Blast: 103 feared killed; I mean, 100 feared, 3 killed
*Gujral is PM... No wait, Gowda is PM again..No Moopanar is PM, No...
*Bill passed silently as MPs away for lunch
*India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock
*Self-immolation best bet to reduce population: Dept. of Family Planning
*Furore over Minister spending 2 crores for fixing broken leg of a
Logarithmic Table
*Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst
*Ray of hope for India as Ravi Shastri retires
*No bombings in Kashmir today
*Laloo to be made National Animal
*Suit filed holding Rao responsible for Battle of Panipat, 1526
*MF Hussian paints Mulayam Singh Yadav nude
*Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail
*Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58% - Politicians
*Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from Rice, Water, a stick
and some Pottasium Permanganate
*Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software
*Kalyan Singh pulls Mayawati's leg in UP Assembly - Literally
*Death penalty upheld for Suicide victim
*India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games
*Bihar sold to Pakistan; In an unrelated incident Literacy soars up to 86%
*Committee formed to study the effectiveness of Commissions
*Freedom Fighters to be lathi-charged to commomerate 50 years of
Independence
*Karnataka to aim for 100% reservation by Year 2000
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