OH NO

Dasquian Hydroxide tells Taffyd d'Licious and you: VYGOTSK OH NO

You tell Taffyd d'Licious and Dasquian Hydroxide: DASQUIAN WHAT IS WRONG
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Dasquian Hydroxide tells Taffyd d'Licious and you: I THINK I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE
Call Me Mr. Thumpy and Die exclaims: It's Rabbit, to you!
You tell Taffyd d'Licious and Dasquian Hydroxide: OH NO
> The dirty and smelly white duck exclaims: Quack!
Dasquian Hydroxide tells Taffyd d'Licious and you: LISTEN TO THE DUCK
Dasquian Hydroxide tells Taffyd d'Licious and you: VYGOTSK
Dasquian Hydroxide tells Taffyd d'Licious and you: LISTEN TO THE DUCK IT IS MAKING STRANGE NOISES

You listen carefully to the dirty and smelly white duck.
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Dasquian Hydroxide tells Taffyd d'Licious and you: I THINK ONE OF THE DUCKS IS NOT A DUCK
You tell Taffyd d'Licious and Dasquian Hydroxide: OH NO
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Dasquian Hydroxide tells Taffyd d'Licious and you: VYGOTSK
You tell Dasquian Hydroxide and Taffyd d'Licious: DASQUIAN
> The duck exclaims: Quaaackk..KwackakaQuackkkk Ccccckk!

Dasquian Hydroxide tells Taffyd d'Licious and you: YES VYGOTSK

The duck exclaims: Quaaackk..KwackakaQuackkkk Ccccckk!
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Dasquian Hydroxide tells Taffyd d'Licious and you: LOOK VYGOTSK IT DID IT AGAIN I WILL KILL THE WRONG DUCK
Squeak the mouse twitches his nose.
Dasquian Hydroxide stands up.
Dasquian Hydroxide moves aggressively towards the dirty and smelly white duck!
The dirty and smelly white duck dodges out of the way of Dasquian Hydroxide's wooden mallet.
Dasquian Hydroxide misses the dirty and smelly white duck.
You tell Dasquian Hydroxide and Taffyd d'Licious: DASQUIAN NO
> Dasquian Hydroxide dodges out of the way of the dirty and smelly white duck.
The dirty and smelly white duck hits Dasquian Hydroxide.
Dasquian Hydroxide's skin absorbs most of the blow.
The dirty and smelly white duck dodges out of the way of Dasquian Hydroxide's wooden mallet.
Dasquian Hydroxide hits the dirty and smelly white duck with its wooden mallet.
Dasquian Hydroxide bruises the dirty and smelly white duck with its wooden mallet.
Dasquian Hydroxide dealt the death blow to the dirty and smelly white duck.
Squeak the mouse twitches his nose.
You tell Dasquian Hydroxide and Taffyd d'Licious: DASQUIAN OH NO
You tell Dasquian Hydroxide and Taffyd d'Licious: DASQUIAN YOU KILLED MY DUCK
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Dasquian Hydroxide tells Taffyd d'Licious and you: VYGOTSK I HAVE KILLED THE WRONG DUCK NOW WE HAVE THE RIGHT DUCK
The black cat washes himself.
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Dasquian Hydroxide tells Taffyd d'Licious and you: NO VYGOTSK THAT WAS NOT YOUR DUCK I KNOW
You tell Taffyd d'Licious and Dasquian Hydroxide: OH NO
> Call Me Mr. Thumpy and Die exclaims: It's Rabbit, to you!
You tell Taffyd d'Licious and Dasquian Hydroxide: BUT DASQUIAN IT WAS IN MY BEDROOM HOW CAN IT NOT HAVE BEEN MY DUCK HELLO

Dasquian Hydroxide tells Taffyd d'Licious and you: VYGOTSK OH NO

The duck exclaims: Quaaackk..KwackakaQuackkkk Ccccckk!
You say: OH NO
The duck desperately tries to talk through his beak.
Dasquian Hydroxide says: VYGOTSK OH NO
Dasquian Hydroxide tells Taffyd d'Licious and you: VYGOTSK OH NO HOW AM I GOING TO FIX THE DUCK

Dasquian Hydroxide puts down a wooden mallet from its right hand.
Dasquian Hydroxide holds a knife in its right hand.
Dasquian Hydroxide gets a duck heart from the corpse of a dirty and smelly white duck.
You tell Dasquian Hydroxide and Taffyd d'Licious: DASQUIAN YOU HAVE A MALLET
You tell Dasquian Hydroxide and Taffyd d'Licious: IF YOU FIND AN ANVIL WE CAN TAKE IT TO A SMITHY AND FIX IT DASQUIAN
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Dasquian Hydroxide tells Taffyd d'Licious and you: VYGOTSK I AM GOING TO TRY TO TAKE THE DUCK APART AND PUT IT BACK TOGETHER
Dasquian Hydroxide tells Taffyd d'Licious and you: VYGOTSK YES THAT IS A GOOD IDEA

You tell Dasquian Hydroxide and Taffyd d'Licious: DASQUIAN WILL THAT WORK
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Dasquian Hydroxide tells Taffyd d'Licious and you: VYGOTSK YES I THINK SO VYGOTSK GET THE DUCK
get corpse
You get the corpse of a dirty and smelly white duck from the Holy Wood hill summit.
You tell Taffyd d'Licious and Dasquian Hydroxide: DASQUIAN I HAVE THE DUCK
> The duck desperately tries to talk through his beak.
Dasquian Hydroxide follows you.
> The duck exclaims: Quaaackk..KwackakaQuackkkk Ccccckk!
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Dasquian Hydroxide tells Taffyd d'Licious and you: VYGOTSK WE MUST FIND A SMITHY WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID VYGOTSK
You tell Taffyd d'Licious and Dasquian Hydroxide: YES WE WILL GO TO THE SMITHY IN OC
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portal oc
You prepare to cast Jogloran's Portal of Cheaper Travel on the diamond ring.
> You start to sketch a door in the air with your finger.
The lines you sketched in the air start to glow a red colour.
A screaming noise comes from your jar of screaming mandrake roots.
A strange green smell escapes from the forming door and slowly wisps its way around the room.
You can see the door starting to materialise and you hope you don't notice the small figures
looking eagerly at the opening.
You start dancing wildly around the door throwing power and moonbeams at it in the hopes of
scaring off the creatures.
A mysterious wire mesh door solidifies with a satisfying thump.
You open the mysterious wire mesh door.
You push the mysterious wire mesh door, trying to make it fall.
You go through the mysterious wire mesh door.
Dasquian Hydroxide squeezes out of a hole that suddenly appears in the air.


h0h0h0 The Duck Is Dead