I am the Future Onna Stik....

Starting out as a secondary pet project in the wizards' guild, Future quickly became one of my favourite characters.       I am not a roleplayer.  Never have been, never will be.      But this time .. I decided to give it a shot.       Future would be an eternal newbie.  She quickly became the embodiment of newbieness.  With copious amounts of l33t references and the inability to type complete words..Future Onna Stik makes friends..with everyone and anyone.  She begs, she annoys, she hassles.  You cannot escape her.      And if you're nice to her you might just be rewarded.  Be kind to strangers.  Generosity in today's society is admirable. Future takes on Soxy...

Bathamel Le'Zatapathique asks you: are you swedish? You ask Bathamel Le'Zatapathique: yeska why? Bathamel Le'Zatapathique tells you: jag med :) You tell Bathamel Le'Zatapathique: HheehehHEHEHhe yeska klikka shockwave hehehehhe You exclaim to Bathamel Le'Zatapathique: klikka klikka!!!!! > Bathamel Le'Zatapathique nodnods :9 at you. You exclaim to Bathamel Le'Zatapathique: Bork Bork Bork!

You ask DantheMan the Addict: I refreshed and I'm in the newbie area and I have no money or inventory. What am I supposed to do, sell my body??????????????? DantheMan the Addict tells you: when you get on to the streets, use 'search' Newbies searching for johns on the street.  What has Discworld come to?