Almost there.. (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: You tell the ghost of Freakylink: hmmmm, you shall have to wait while our globsat division can correlate the wavelength of your tells with our local receptors (SydMudSpammers) Metropolis: Ask for his credit card number so that you can deduct relevant fees for service. (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: The ghost of Freakylink asks you: cant we proceed while its doing that? (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: You tell the ghost of Freakylink: i don't know, i've never tried that (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: The ghost of Freakylink asks you: i got to go soon how long will this take? (SydMudSpammers) Melian V'Lask: send him to shrike in the last minute :P (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: You ask the ghost of Freakylink: what's the airspeed of an unladen swallow? (SydMudSpammers) Melian V'Lask: new (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: The ghost of Freakylink tells you: i have no idea what yer talking about (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: You tell the ghost of Freakylink: neither  do i, i'm just following procedures, as laid out by our regulators (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: The ghost of Freakylink tells you: ok (SydMudSpammers) Shrike laughs. (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: The ghost of Freakylink asks you: this going to take real long i really do have to go soon? (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: You tell the ghost of Freakylink: i'm sorry, but rome wasn't built in a day (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: The ghost of Freakylink asks you: is it going to take a real long time? (SydMudSpammers) Warrax: Tell him a little bribe can help speed up the system (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: t freakylink well, don't blame me, our system is slow, our budget hasn't been updated for a while (SydMudSpammers) Warrax: THen, when he agrees to pay the bribe, tell him to ask shrike about getting characters of other people. (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: You tell the ghost of Freakylink: you'll need a new reference number (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: The ghost of Freakylink asks you: what if i go netdead? (SydMudSpammers) Metropolis: Then you'll have to start again :P (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: You tell the ghost of Freakylink: same thing applies, each time you log on, your new ip is used to calculate your reference number (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: The ghost of Freakylink asks you: crap sorry but ill be back in a sec need to use phone its important ok? (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: You tell the ghost of Freakylink: alright (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: i'll send him to you shrike, for processing :P (SydMudSpammers) Shrike: joy! (SydMudSpammers) Metropolis: and de-sexing :P (SydMudSpammers) Melian V'Lask: ooo, yes, to proceed, he must be desexed :P (SydMudSpammers) Melian V'Lask: hey pete... tell him that the Organisation gave you a new lease in life too! you were nobody before, then you came to us, and you were a Senior Cre! (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: any normal person would've given up by now, or realised that all this redtape really leads to a jack-in-the-box (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: he had to leave for a call... he has to go through the entire process again when he comes back (Skanks) vygotsk: > Simm asks you: so these guys can most likely get me a char? (Skanks) vygotsk: hahahahahahhaahh (Skanks) Melian V'Lask: rofl (Skanks) Raenne Mezumiiru: god he's dumb (Skanks) Synnove de Solis: OH GODS. *can't stop laughing* (Skanks) Melian V'Lask: oh no! not again :P send him to alan again :P (Skanks) Stargazer de Solis: he's back! (Skanks) vygotsk: i want to play with him for a little while again! (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: he's back! (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: Simm asks you: its me again can i fill out another application for a char? (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: Simm asks you: im just on a different name? (SydMudSpammers) Shrike: tell him he has to get a whole new series of numbers and references. :) (Skanks) vygotsk: You ask Simm: who have you spoken with? (Skanks) vygotsk: You tell Simm: I hope you realise this is all very hush hush. (Skanks) vygotsk: Simm tells you: you and mad and melian and stargazer and warrax (Skanks) Melian V'Lask: go arrween :P (Skanks) Raenne Mezumiiru: hahhahaha (Skanks) vygotsk: You tell Simm: And if word of any of this ever gets out, fingers will be broken, along with other relatively smaller body parts. (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: Simm asks you: need another number? (SydMudSpammers) Stargazer de Solis: You tell Simm: you know the procedure, you'll need another number You cackle at vygotsk. Last one, I promise!