No one going by the name of tenchu has ever visited Discworld. Click HERE for the log from the day before! Sadly, one of us kind of let slip what Tenchu was trying to do, and all of his characters had been deleted the next time I logged on. Unfortunate, that. The next day, he started talking to me as "Johndoe," pleading his tale of woe and begging me to find him another character.  Alas, I didn't log my half of the conversation with him, but you can use your imagination.  I referred him to Stargazer to initiate his Personal Character Reassignment Program (PCRP).  What follows is Melian's log of the event: FROM IRC <Stargazer> Johndoe asks you: can you help me with a char please mine are delted vygotsk told me to ask you? <Stargazer> You ask Johndoe: are you here for the witness relocation program? <Stargazer> Johndoe tells you: i will be if you want me to <Stargazer> You tell Johndoe: well, geee we don't just give out new identities to anyone you realise <Stargazer> Johndoe tells you: please ill be worthy <Stargazer> Johndoe tells you: id love to be a wizard <Stargazer> You tell Johndoe: there's a long list of applicants requesting new identities             <Stargazer> Johndoe tells you: i am begging please   <Stargazer> Johndoe asks you: please? <Stargazer> You ask Johndoe: when you go beg a bank for a loan, do they give you one?                    <Stargazer> Johndoe tells you: my alt was tenchu                <Stargazer> You ask Johndoe: your past is no business of mine, you are here for a new identity, correct?      <Stargazer> Johndoe tells you: a new char that i dont have to start all over <Stargazer> You tell Johndoe: there's a long queue of applicants for that category   <Stargazer> Johndoe asks you: im screwed then? <Stargazer> Johndoe tells you: i dont even have a char to play with    <Stargazer> You tell Johndoe: our organisation sympathises for your cause, however, our list of current applicants are in the same boat as you are, and are waiting patiently          <Stargazer> Johndoe asks you: how long do i have to wait? <Stargazer> You tell Johndoe: the organisation is currently undergoing restructuring, no new applications are being accepted at this point in time Continuer!