| <IRC> <BCow> Often I see the first year students strut past in their skin tight white outfits and I just drop my dacks and say, "Over here girls!" ____________________________________________________________________________________________ <Leeda`> well, i am 16/f/syd but i still go to uts, and have lots of sex there with 4th years! <Gholam> actually _at_ the uni? that's gross <BCow> sure. <Satiated> nothing like a quickie on the roof of the tower... you have the perfect motivation/excuse to skip the foreplay - not being microwaved to death <Arwen> She did me in a toilet, once. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ <BCow> Well, a blowjob is the normal way to make it up to him after you've been sent out <Arwen> bleh <Gholam> is that why he doesn't look anyone in the eye? <BCow> Well. <BCow> Which eye are you talking about? * BCow winks. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ <BCow> niffin has HIV, Leeda has genital herpes <BCow> Satiated has Hep C, and Arwen has syphlisi <Arwen> I have gonorrhea. * BCow typ0z <Leeda`> because of Bfg's flaps! <BCow> That too?? <BCow> wow :P <niffin> i only have hep B * niffin sniffs *** Gholam is now known as GholamZzz <Arwen> it's so hard to keep track.. <BCow> Oh.. I thought you said crack! * BCow puts the pipe out ____________________________________________________________________________________________ <harbor21> RB didn't ask how my night was last night... after i told you all about my hair cut etc <Hax0redRB> Did you get botulism? ____________________________________________________________________________________________ <harbor21> Did you have a degrading sexual encounter that left yoou exhausted and humiliated, your face and chest covered with urine and sperm, and leaving you nothing but memories that will last a lifetime? <harbor21> exactly <BFG> hmm. ok. <harbor21> David... you use it when your boyfriend and you are high on crystal and he pees on you all over his dorm room carpet at 10am sunday <BFG> I will write that down. <harbor21> thats one of the reasons ppl have to pay a DAMAGE DEPOSIT <Hax0redRB> really? <BFG> I usually just cover up urine stains with a handy rug or matt! <Hax0redRB> I pay it so I can steal all the towels and not feel bad. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ <Stargaz3r> [22:02] <s^jatoi> oic i m from pakistan <Stargaz3r> [22:02] > how nice <Stargaz3r> [22:03] <s^jatoi> which class? <Stargaz3r> [22:04] > what do you mean <Stargaz3r> [22:05] <s^jatoi> in which class u study? <Stargaz3r> [22:06] > that's classified <Stargaz3r> [22:06] <s^jatoi> have u any girlfriend? <Stargaz3r> [22:07] > no, but i have many wives ____________________________________________________________________________________________ <Lewda> $I$5=1) Add new rule; added by Melian at Fri Mar 30 20:38:39 2001 <Lewda> $I$10=(general) by Melian (Fri Mar 30 20:38:39 2001): <Lewda> To rename the Council of Ankh-Morpork to the Klingon High Council. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ <Stargazer> Server defacement logging website Attrition said this morning www.kelloggs.com.au had been defaced by a cracker known as World of Hell. <Stargazer> "Uhm, I defaced Kelloggs.com.au?! ph33r me =). yo do I win some free coco-pops and rice crispies for doing this piss easy shit?," the defacement reads. ___________________________________________________________________________________________ * harbor21 explains to the channel subtle cheating.. an example from my life: once went to my boyfriends house and we had sex... and he peed on me... and then the next time he came to my house i had sex with him but wouldn't pee on him (worried about my carpet) * harbor21 is a suble cheater BACK NEXT |