HELLO DUCKS HAND Zoli says: he can just light it A dismal shrieking emerges from your jar of screaming mandrake roots. unalias light Successfully unaliased 'light'. > gs *rofl* [shopping sl0tz] vygotsk: *rofl* > Zoli says: hey i have to go soon [shopping sl0tz] Kthala: Poor Zoli :p say THE PIPE You say: THE PIPE > Zoli says: so if you could just hurry this... say WOW THE PIPE You say: WOW THE PIPE > Kthala says: PIPE hold pipe Kthala says: HELLO ZOLI You put down a stiletto from your right hand. You hold a long pipe in your right hand. > say HI ZOLI You say: HI ZOLI Zoli says: hi say I HAVE HELD THE PIPE Zoli says: type smoke pipe You say: I HAVE HELD THE PIPE > Kthala says: ZOLI WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE NOT SMOKING THE PIPE Zoli says: type light pipe say IS THIS WHAT PEER PRESSURE FEELS LIKE You say: IS THIS WHAT PEER PRESSURE FEELS LIKE > Zoli says: i put it in my coat [shopping sl0tz] Kthala: rofl say DON'T PULL IT OUT OF YOUR COAT AGAIN A screaming noise comes from your jar of screaming mandrake roots. You say: DON'T PULL IT OUT OF YOUR COAT AGAIN > Zoli asks: can i plz have my pipe back? Zoli says: i need to log off Kthala says: VYGOTSK I THINK ZOLI WANTS TO SMOKE THE PIPE Zoli says: ok i wont, plz i need it back [shopping sl0tz] Kthala: Let's go torment someone else :p Zoli says: it wasnt cheap, i cant afford another say I WANT A PIPE You say: I WANT A PIPE > Zoli says: go to the tobacconist Kthala says: WHERE DO YOU FIND PIPE Kthala says: HELLO ZOLI Zoli says: plz i need it back gs fuck i love you, you're hilarious %P [shopping sl0tz] vygotsk: fuck i love you, you're hilarious %P > gs let's go find somebody else %P [shopping sl0tz] Kthala: *smooches* [shopping sl0tz] vygotsk: let's go find somebody else %P > Zoli cries loudly. say HELLO ZOLI You say: HELLO ZOLI give pipe to zoli You give a long pipe to Zoli. > Zoli asks: please? [shopping sl0tz] Kthala: Give the poor guy his pipe back, he's gonna top himself :p give dollars to zoli You give some Ankh-Morpork dollars to Zoli. A dismal shrieking emerges from your jar of screaming mandrake roots. Kthala says: THANK YOU ZOLI YOU ARE OUR FRIEND Zoli says: holy shit Light sparkles off of the stained glass door. Zoli says: keep the pipe =) say I DIDN'T GET TO SMOKE THE PIPE You say: I DIDN'T GET TO SMOKE THE PIPE > [shopping sl0tz] Kthala: ROFL [shopping sl0tz] Kthala: How much did you give him :) gs just seventy bucks %) [shopping sl0tz] vygotsk: just seventy bucks %) Zoli hugs you. [shopping sl0tz] Kthala: Hehe :p Zoli says: type light pipe say YOU ARE MY FRIEND NOW ZOLI I WILL CALL ON YOU IN THE FUTURE TO PERFORM TRICKS You say: YOU ARE MY FRIEND NOW ZOLI I WILL CALL ON YOU IN THE FUTURE TO PERFORM TRICKS Kthala says: ZOLI WILL YOU LET US PLAY WITH YOUR PIPE ANOTHER DAY say I OWN A BROTHEL You say: I OWN A BROTHEL > Zoli says: then type smoke pipe gs phone brb [shopping sl0tz] vygotsk: phone brb > [shopping sl0tz] Kthala: rofl Zoli says: maybe it is empty in which case you need more tobacco Zoli says: and i'm out HELLO DUCKS