MAD

The tabby cat meows. Mad X gets a bronze helm from a pocket in a black backpack. Mad X wears a bronze helm. Mad X removes a bronze helm. Mad X puts the bronze helm in a pocket in the black backpack. Mad X shakes slightly as he takes hold of a silver flail. Mad X holds a silver flail in his right hand and left hand. Mad X palms a metal helm from the string bag. Mad X wears a metal helm. The silver flail crumbles to dust and falls to the ground. Mad X sniffs. Mad X shakes slightly as he takes hold of a yellow rod. The tabby cat purrs contentedly. As Mad X uses the yellow rod a bolt of faith flashes from above. The tabby cat bounces around happily. The wind picks up a bit and starts swirling.  Dust and debris in the area come together to form a huge whirlwind of dust. The huge whirlwind of dust moves to protect Mad X. The huge whirlwind of dust follows Mad X. Mad X orders the huge whirlwind of dust to attack the tabby cat. The huge whirlwind of dust moves aggressively towards the tabby cat! The tabby cat purrs like a cute kitten. The huge whirlwind of dust misses the tabby cat. The tabby cat dodges out of the way of the huge whirlwind of dust. The huge whirlwind of dust dodges out of the way of the tabby cat. Mad X cheers enthusiastically. The tabby cat dodges out of the way of the huge whirlwind of dust. The huge whirlwind of dust swirls some dirt in the tabby cat's face. You notice with frustration that Poots has died.  You must hurry to a priest, before she takes the long walk. The huge whirlwind of dust dealt the death blow to the tabby cat. Your pet licence spontaneously combusts! The huge whirlwind of dust suddenly looks straight ahead and shudders for no visible reason. You gasp in astonishment. You sob quietly. > cry Wahhhhhh. Mad X gives the corpse of a tabby cat to you. You exclaim: thats it! we are getting me a new cat! The huge whirlwind of dust shudders and looks worried. The huge whirlwind of dust leaves west. [fzzt] Mad: oops? :) Mad X rolls around on the floor laughing. [Fzzt] Melian: ha! [fzzt] Mad: now we can kill soxy's! [fzzt] Melian: woo! That is Soxy In Nice Sox the Deadly Assassin of Viper House, Lord of the Sox, Sneaky Entrant, The Leader of Let The Gits Whine!!. [fzzt] Melian: lets go now :P (Zyrajni's Harem) Mad X: i finally got the cat! :) Mad X stares intently into space for a bit. Zyrajni's Harem) Melian V'Lask scowls at Mad > Someone accuses Mad X of being a bully. Mad X confesses to someone. (Zyrajni's Harem) Melian V'Lask: a funeral is being held outside of gloomy for      Poots, maysherestinpeace! BACK IN AM > A small figure rushes up to the north door and locks it. The Supreme Grand High Master exclaims: Balansss the Ssscalesss of Ultimate      Equality! [fzzt] Mad: he's in the room where rattigan is i think The figure closes the door. A viewing room [w]. > scry soxy > The mirror changes to show a vision of the area where Soxy In Nice Sox stands: Rats are crawling and squeaking all over the place, making it hard to discern anything in here except a door to the south, leading back onto Contract Walk, an archway to the east, leading to the kitchen and a staircase that seems to lead up.  At least that's where the rats are going.  Well, one or two are coming and going through a small hole in the north wall as well. There are four obvious exits: south, east, north and up. A tabby cat and Soxy In Nice Sox are standing here. [Hinge leaves Discworld] gchat contract walk [fzzt] Melian: contract walk Ciao, Dooglepuss..