Who the hell am I?
Right.  So by this point you're probably wondering who I am and why I'm so bloody annoying.  If you aren't, you'll probably keep reading.  If not, your loss.

To the masses on the Discworld MUD, I am vygotsk.  To my l33t circle of friends on the game, I am Arwen. 

I live in Vancouver.
I attend university.  Well, I don't right now since it's the summer.  Right now I'm working for Tourism British Columbia on their Super, Natural British Columbia project.  It's a good job, good people, decent money.
I am twenty one years old.
I am a giiiiirl.
I study psychology.    Well, I used to anyway.  Last semester I was sitting in Behavioural Endocrinology and I was staring at my lecturer and I just thought .. "What the hell am I doing here .. I hate people."  So I got up and left.  Didn't go back.  I think I'm going to start a computer science degree next year .. big change.  Oh well.  I'll probably enjoy it a lot more than psych.  Psych sucked ass.

So anyway, I have friends on the MUD, but I also have enemies.  People I despise.  Hate.  Detest.  Here, you will be introduced to them one by one as they are strung up for the entire world to point and laugh at!

You'll laugh too. 

Don't worry,  I'll be gentle.
This is a very posey picture of me.