noda

Sorry noda, couldn't resist...   *kisses*

(Wizards) noda wisps: Anybody who hasn't used the nicknaming alias: Now is a better time than ever! It's been rewritten so that if there *were* any typoes, they're gone now. It's pulled straight from the database like all the other queries :)

Noda wisped: YES!
Noda wisped: Put in *all* the orders on my site :)
Noda wisped: Oh no, I'm gonna have to modify some other queries...
Bahu wisped: That's what, another 45 seconds of typing?
Exon wisped: how can i learn to scribe?
Vygotsk wisped: Oh .. no.
Bahu wisped: The real order robes are far too flimsy for general use. :p
Noda wisped: No, *lots* of queries. I'm gonna have a bugged site for a while, I fear...
Bahu wisped: Oh. Dear...
Noda wisped: Oh, maybe not :)
Emilius wisped: it does? Umm, can you delete an old order that you don't want anymore?
Bahu wisped: Erm, what?
Noda wisped: Of course I can, Emilius :)

(Wizards) noda wisps: It's not in my mind atm, and it usually isn't. Once in a while I use it though :)
(Wizards) Redknight wisps: Noda's too busy talking and advertising her website to Spear

> Noda Assegai says: Look at my site! All the descripts are in it :)
Noda Assegai waves.
say No!
You exclaim: No!
> Noda leaves the game.
[noda leaves Discworld]
[nodatest enters Discworld]

(Wizards) noda wisps: Time to get rid of that other query, I guess :P
(Wizards) noda wisps: In other words: All the spell info's on my site! *beams*
(Wizards) noda wisps that he backs it up post haste.

(Wizards) noda wisps: Well, it's database-DRIVEN. You don't *see* the website, but the server runs queries and formats it for you :)

(Wizards) noda wisps: You can check it out if you want -- zeus.daemonix.com/spellcheckproject.

(Wizards) noda wisps: The best part is, the format can be changed with a click or two. Totally dynamic *beams*

(Wizards) noda wisps: Vobian and I worked on it a lot, so that it'd run quick and give incredibly clean HTML code. The introductory page hasn't been redone, but all the queries are nice :)

> (Wizards) noda wisps: What are you talking about? My p120 runs rh 6.2 quickly and never has any problems. I even run my website, with lotsa processor-intense queries, and httpd is solid as a rock.

(Wizards) noda wisps: My site doesn't spell stuff wrong :)

(Wizards) noda wisps: beam.to/noda? *boggles*

(Wizards) noda wisps: Whee! OBBK is on my site :)

(Wizards) noda wisps: There are some 51 spells of total size 1555 requiring a ma.sp.sp bonus of 1525 to remember here. Only 3 spells to go!

(Wizards) noda wisps: But black shells cost $2. Check out RPS on my site :)

(Wizards) noda wisps: zeus.daemonix.com/spellcheckproject -- all the help you need! *beams*

(Wizards) noda wisps: "mysql> SELECT * FROM allspells WHERE showme = "false";
(Wizards) noda wisps: Empty set (0.01 sec)
> (Wizards) noda wisps: There are some 54 spells of total size 1680 requiring a ma.sp.sp bonus of 1650 to remember here. Only 0 spells to go!

(Wizards) noda wisps: The only reason *I* call it ahsb is because "asb" would be used twice otherwise. And I can only have one nickname per spell, and I use my nicknames all over my site, so there's *my* explanation :)

(Wizards) noda wisps: Well...that also makes sense, but if somebody wants to jump to something on my site (there's a little "jump to" thing in the left frame) he'll have to type in something unique and easy to know. Trying "asb", "jewelleryblorp", "jewelleryblorpler",
"blorpler1", "blorpler2", etc, is very confusing. better to try "asb", and if it doesn't work, "ahsb" (There's also a link from the "asb" page) :)

(Wizards) noda wisps: on my site.
(Wizards) noda wisps: It's a parody of "Chilling Touch" in D&D, which takes hp from the target and gives it to the caster. This you would know if you went to my site.
(Wizards) noda wisps: beam.to/noda
(Wizards) noda wisps: Hrm. I wonder if I forgot anything when inserting kpp and rps :)
(Wizards) noda wisps: Ah, nice to type stuff like this: UPDATE allspells SET showme = "true"     WHERE shortname = "kpp" OR shortname = "rps";

(Wizards) noda wisps: Fyodor's -- on my site :)
(Wizards) noda wisps: on my site :)
(Wizards) noda wisps that he types "zeus.daemonix.com" and heaves a beautiful sigh of relief :)
(Wizards) noda wisps: For all those interested (and those not, also, I hope): My spells database is complete. If you have any questions about a spell just check it at my site, which has many many ways of accessing information. (It goes with the "make every single thing clickable so they can never ask for more hyperlinks" approach.) In the left frame, click on "General" and then on "Site History" to see how you (yes, YOU!) can help out. Thanks, and sorry for the spam.

> (Wizards) Azarth wisps: how do i find out about joining a order?
> (Wizards) noda wisps: Sekiri's site (for now ;P)

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