Junk that I couldn't find a place for... This section is reserved for things that I found rather amusing.  You probably won't find them very funny. ph33r teh wraeth of my lights morTAL!!! Right. The Rat Hole [climb ladder] Pica Turambar, Sonny Huizinger Kempo, a besotted dwarf warrior, Hlakket the Bartender and a small blue light are standing here. Kempo moves aggressively towards a besotted dwarf warrior, Hlakket the Bartender and the small blue light! You beep happily. Kempo misses the small blue light. A small bolt of lightning shoots from the small blue light and hits Kempo on the arm. You spank Kempo. You climb up. The middle of Leaden Lane [n,s] Kempo, Sonny Huizinger, and Pica Turambar climb up from below Kempo loses Sonny Huizinger and Pica Turambar. The small blue light dodges out of the way of Kempo's red staff. The small blue light dodges out of the way of Kempo's red staff. A small bolt of lightning shoots from the small blue light and hits Kempo on the arm. Kempo wanders off the street, and falls into the hole. Kempo climbs up from below. Kempo moves aggressively towards the small blue light! You tell Batlin al'Nighter: just started advancing it last week > kh Kempo misses the small blue light. The small blue light dodges out of the way of Kempo's red staff. The small blue light dodges out of the way of Kempo's red staff. The killers here are Sonny Huizinger and Pica Turambar. A small bolt of lightning shoots from the small blue light and hits Kempo on the arm. Kempo wanders off the street, and falls into the hole. Kempo climbs up from below. A small bolt of lightning shoots from the small blue light and hits Kempo on the arm. Kempo wanders off the street, and falls into the hole. Kempo climbs up from below. Kempo moves aggressively towards the small blue light! Kempo dies. A Tsortean metal shield clatters to the ground. [Barhirs leaves Discworld] blink [Weatherlight enters Discworld] You blink. The ghost of Kempo says: damn your light vygotskk cutsey kempo You curtsey to the ghost of Kempo. ___________________________________ Vygotsk stands still and thinks. Vygotsk flaps her arms and moves about while beeping. Vygotsk hurls a torch straight up into the air. Vygotsk shuffles her feet. Vygotsk exclaims loudly: Let there be light! A bolt of lightning arrives from above, washes through vygotsk and leaps in towards you! The lamb skin cape breaks! Hp: -59318 (1614) Gp: 150 (205) You seem to have a new hole, right through you.  OUCH! Someone says: WE MEET AGAIN. You turn and see Death standing behind you. You tell vygotsk: if that was a crush, i'd be dead once i walked back into the room ;) A thrifty dealer moves northwest onto the western side of the market. You say: good FUCK > A dirty tramp moves west and leaves the marketplace. Slashdork moves northwest onto the western side of the market. Death says: HMM.  WHAT'S COOKING? Death pauses, perhaps that was meant to be a joke. Majk The Highroller moves into the marketplace from the west. Vygotsk raises her eyebrows. > Death says: DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST GOOD-BYES OR IS IT STRAIGHT TO THE AFTERLIFE? ________________________________ > The ghost of Paranoia  exclaims to you: Obviously typing stop 1000 times doesn't get through the server quick enough, but 'tie ankels with rope' does! [don'tasktojoin] Cold: What's fucking me? :P Err.  Gee. [asktojoin] PncessAmy: <--reverse psychology It worked too, go figure. ________________________________ NUTER ME! More Crap BACK