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(Wizards) Bahu wisps: Not a bug, a feature.
(Wizards) Talen wisps: you been listening to soxy, bahu?
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(Wizards) Nard wisps: but we're WIZARDS since when is our physical attack strong anyways?
(Wizards) Aerk wisps: When Mad is a wizard?
(Wizards) Aerk wisps: He had 23 str and was devoted 100% to fighting :)
(Wizards) vygotsk wisps: Mad is a wizard.
(Wizards) Aerk wisps: He was
(Wizards) Aerk wisps: But he refreshed
(Wizards) vygotsk wisps: rofl
(Wizards) Aerk wisps: Ask Haplo about him, its a funny story
(Wizards) vygotsk wisps: That's a good one.
(Wizards) Aerk wisps: Haplo knowing a funny story, or Mad being a wizard?
(Wizards) vygotsk wisps: *wistful sigh* Ah yes, I remember the days when Mad and I would portal across the countryside together ... this was before his refresh, of course.
(Wizards) Aerk wisps: Shame he had to stop.
(Wizards) Malakite wisps: the prattling of knowlessmen irritates me. or it would, if i ever listened to it. My kingdom for polymorphic offensive spells....Well, Mad had one of those, didn't he? I miss the poor guy.
(Wizards) Aerk wisps: but you always have the memories, Vy.
(Wizards) vygotsk wisps: Oh yes! I have the memories. The ten minutes it took him to portal will always be in my heart.

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Sekiri wisped: I hunt anywhere Vygotsk hasn't already cleared out :)
BeamStalk wisped that he agrees with sekiri
Vygotsk wisped: Shhhh.
Teton wisped: ahh
BeamStalk wisped: she has a special super cannon that destroys any npc in three seconds or less it isnt fair i tell ya
Sekiri wisped: Called anus :P
Sekiri wisped: Called anus :P
Sekiri wisped: Called anus :P
Sekiri wisped: Called anus :P
Sekiri wisped: Called anus :P
Vygotsk wisped: rofl

Rodion asks you: You have a super cannon called "anus"?
Rodion asks you: What do you eat?
Sekiri Thanatos tells you: I got gagged. :P
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(Wizards) Soxy wisps: should you be worried if you blow your nose and snot comes out of the corner of your eye

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Omega) Harlequin D'Man: UU
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Omega) Kempo Regnix: uu?
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Omega) Harlequin D'Man: Unseen University, Kempo :P
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Omega) Harlequin D'Man: Think you'd know that, being a Wizard and all ;) *ducks*

(Wizards) Haplo wisps that he raises a finger and gives soxy the bird


You exclaim loudly: Let there be light!
Mad X mashes the troll with his Worm Sword.
Mad X's Worm Sword tries unsuccessfully to act all casual and pretend it isn't surprised.
Mad X dealt the death blow to the troll.
A bolt of lightning arrives from above, washes through your body and leaps off towards the troll.
The bolt surrounds the troll in a hazy blue light, and there comes the smell of burning flesh
[don'taskttojoin] Mad: when they die you can stop trying to spear them :)


(Wizards) JackDaniels wisps: bah why stand on ceremony soxy, who needs all that rating rubbish *crowns soxy no 1*.....now toddle of and do some paperwork will ya..give the rest of us some peace and quiet :p

(Wizards) Areknsa wisps: ok who made an illusion that says "You manage to grasp your crotch more firmly"?
Haplo wisps that he puts his hands up

(Wizards) Tarrant wisps: Would anyone like a ruby satin corset? Only slightly used, and absolutely free.
(Wizards) Talen wisps: slightly used?


   bz) Wintergreen's buy-it-if-you-want-it tea for A$15; two left.
   ce) Clover's Life Elixir for A$10; thirty-three left.
   ch) Shakti's toil and sweat, heals 600hp per 1/100 for A$17; thirty-two left.
   ci) Kiraha's Heal-It-Quick Brew for A$4.98; six left.
   cl) Vygotsk's Why buy from a witch when you can burn them? for A$5; seven left.


(Wizards) Soxy wisps: though carefull, she is a black widow, you cyber with her then get banished, ask sieben and janus
(Wizards) Jonti wisps:: Wish you'd try it then :P

I *swear* I didn't

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I am doubtful about the temper of your flamingo.
He might bite, Alice cautiously replied, not feeling at all anxious to have the experiment tried.
Very true, said the Duchess: flamingoes and mustard both bite. And the moral of that is--
'Birds of a feather flock together.'