I also have some more great friends of mine for you to read about. So here we go.
I live in Utah with my son. We used to live in Tooele and I will get a picture of that up soon on my photo's page so you can see where I live. I am a Leo and I am 5'7" with long blond hair and blue eyes. I love to read, explore, have fun, and of course I love Vampires, ok so tell you something you don't know already why don't I. Sheesh. Fine then just look around.
Why do I consider myself evil? Well because sinners have more fun than saints.
First of all, a saint will suffer numerous pains for the idea that they are good and are doing this all for others. Fact is it seems really painful and if I want to do stuff for others I just do it. Why torcher yourself like that? I am not going to poke out my eyes, be burned at the stake, or any other such thing for mankind unless it is absolutely necessary. Then, of course, I would have to know why I have to do something that crazy because these days no one would even notice the pains I went through to do such a thing for them.
I don't know how self sacrifice will benifit people in this era plus some people might start thinking this is a fad and want to do the same to themselves. That is all I need. A bunch of looney people poking their eyes out and eye patches becoming the new spring line from Paris.
I am basically a good person with evil intentions on universal dommination. The problem is funding of course. If I were serious about anything I may be accused of actual do gooding. That won't work for me. I am an avid procrastinator. This keeps the evil in line and this is why I have not succeeded yet in taking over the universe. Only a truly evil person like myself can procrasitnate on something so important.
The other thing about being evil that is so great is that I can dissapoint people and not feel so bad about it. Don't you ever get tired of meeting everyone in the whole universe's expectations? Become evil and you don't have to worry about those pains anymore. People can kiss your but instead. All you have to do is make a mistake and remind them "I AM HUMAN" even though we know I am not. I am an evil fiend waiting for my handbasket from hell so I can party with everyone who is going with me. We know that over half the population of the world is joining me in the handbasket tour so fess up and come join the party. Forgiveness may be devine, but holding a grudge can be good to. It is great ammunition for your next argument.
Jacquiline is a great person, if you do visit Santiagoville tell her to go easy on the whip, but the chains are ok as long as you don't mind being tied up for the next millenium or so. Hehehehe
Saint Just is a kind person and I hope you are able to meet him. You can find him in Santiagoville during the week in his coffin. He lives in the swamp and you can always feel free to knock on it and say hello.
He is a great person to hug. He needs lots of them so if you have the time visit him and give him a big hug.
I hope you like being orange.
