Do you Believe
By Scott Adams
Good Beer, Bad Beer
If Operatings Systems were beer....
Benched
"My girlfriend always seemed to enjoy seeing just how much she could get away with doing some form of our bondage in public."
Billy's Letters
Computer Camp
Grate Britan
It's for you.
We're Doomed
"What's a window? I live in a cube - well rectangle anyway."
Risky Business
We live in Policyville
Protocol
Welcome to his Machine
The Mortician
Defining Terms
"An Engineers' Job is to work hard to make everybody elses life easier."
FatherSon
Ph*ck the FCC
Adapt or Die!
The Geek Test
Generation X
Just Shoot'em
Remember the rush on Bill's Box
A week at the Gym
Wholly Holy Bloopers
One Hot Scooter
Hunting
Jewels
A partridge in a pear tree.
Shoot the Lawyer and Eat the Dog
Engineer Saves the Day
Lovemaker
NASA
Think of the computer as a highway
The Gingrinch That Stole Congress
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
Bashing the Politicians (again)
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value
This is the Rubber Raft Story I told you About
Santa Claus and System Administrators
The Sys Admin Works 9 to 5, Honest
"It's happened to you lots of times. You're just not aware."
Early Retirement
"The following is a tribute to the work that is being done at FreeBSD.org."
Computer geels only.
They'll never catch us all and the gov't will blead us dry trying to stop us. Ain't Mericka great!
"SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR BABBIT ANNOUNCES HISTORIC COOPERATIVE AGREEMENT BETWEEN NASA AND THE U.S. FISH & WILDLIFE SERVICE."
By Bryant Adkins
"For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club.
God Bless the Church
Love the Lawyers
Deep thoughts
"At a K9 grooming contest..."
Well, not really.
We all need one of these.
Pay up Mrs. Gorsky
1995 Version
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