Pete doesn't do many card tricks, but he does let me do this one. It's not really me that does it though as it still needs Pete's magic, but he stays discreetly out of the way so everyone thinks it's all mine.
Card tricks are all in the reveal, the moment when you show the volunteer his card or tell him what it is, the more dramatic the better. This card trick has a reveal you'll never see anywhere else. The venue for this one has to be right too, it's not a stage trick, you need to be up close and personal with the audience. Somewhere informal like a bar or club where there's tables and you can move amongst the audience is good.
I start out by simply approaching a group and asking if the want to see a card trick. I usually pick a group of mostly men and they never say no to anything a blonde in a skimpy dress says, let alone a magic trick. I hand over the pack of cards a marker pen and an envelope and go through some process to choose a card, exactly what doesn't really matter, it's just to make them think some trickery is going on. In reality they could just pick any card but you have to keep up the pretence.
Whilst they're selecting a card I keep my back turned, you don't need to be psychic to know they're checking out my ass and legs. I tell them to sign the face of the card and slip it into the envelope, then seal it and put it and the remaining cards in their pocket. As they're sealing the envelope I feel the familiar tingle in my crotch that tells me Pete's magic is working.
Turning back around I tell them that I know what their card is, but they need to reveal it. I reach into the top of my dress between my breasts and pull out a silk handkerchief. I place it flat on the bar or table then lift it by taking the middle revealing (thanks to a little magic from Pete) a large teacup full of water, a disposable razor and a small can of shaving cream.
I hop up on the bar or table, usually with the aid of one of many offered hands, lift up the hem of my dress and spread my legs obscenely wide. As I reveal my charms the audience can see my smooth bare lips, and a short but dense triangle of pubic hair above my pussy. I long ago had all my pubic hair permanently removed, but for this trick Pete makes it temporarily re-appear.
I usually make a joke about not being a natural blonde if no-one has already, gesture to the shaving kit and ask the card picker if he'll do the honours. Without having to be asked twice he'll quickly rub the shaving foam into my fur, usually taking longer than strictly necessary and then start slowly shaving me. I don't know if they take their time because they don't want to nick me or just because they enjoy it, probably the latter.
After they've removed about half my hair the volunteer usually starts to smile or chuckle as he realises what's happening. When all my pussy hair has been removed the audience can see that above my pussy is tattooed the exact image of the card that was chosen, complete with the volunteers signature. I invite them the open the envelope and prove that it's the same card and signature. There's always a lot of people who want to check it's really a tattoo and not just drawn on so I patiently sit there whilst strange hands rub my pussy.
As a final twist, I have someone sign the back of the card, then take if from them and kiss it leaving a lipstick kiss across the signature. Then I turn around lift up the back of my dress and bend over revealing my bare ass and there tattooed on one of my cheeks is the signature and red kiss.
And that's my card trick, it always goes down well and even though what's happened is clearly impossible it doesn't stop people speculating on how it's done. To maintain the illusion I have to keep the tattoos for the rest of the evening, not that I could remove them without Pete's help, they're completely real once he's conjured them onto my skin.