[As we open, A Limo is seen pulling up behind the arena. The scene then fades to the credits for Monday Night Rage!!]
MONDAY NIGHT RAGE
January 22, 2001
Commentator: Welcome to Monday Night Rage!! We have 5 hard hitting matches for you this evening!! I really want to know who is in that Limo! I bet you all want to know too, eh? Let's get to the matches!!!
Krazy White Boy vs. The Human Massacre
Recap: Massacre entered the ring first, followed shortly by KWB. The two men threw out the rulebook early and went to town on each other. KWB slugged Massacre into the corner, and slammed his head into the turnbuckles a few times. Massacre answered with a backwards kick between the legs, sending KWB to the canvas in pain. The ref yelled at both men to keep it clean, but they basically ignored him. Massacre drove three elbows into KWB, and then started choking him. The ref tried to pull Massacre off, which distracted him long enough for KWB to give Massacre a return kick in the groin! With Massacre down and injured, KWB climbed the to the top rope and sailed for a huge elbow, but Massacre rolled out of the way! With the advantage, Massacre hit a hard drop kick to KWBs face, and then hooked on a half-boston crab, wrenching his leg as hard as he could. KWB broke out of the move, stumbled to his feet and ducked a clothesline from Massacre, hooked him into a full nelson and slammed him to the mat. KWB then picked up Massacre, set him up and delivered a huge powerbomb! KWB then covered for the 1-2-3!]
Winner: Krazy White Boy!
[In the back of the arena, we see President Sommers walking up to the Limo and opening the back door. He enters it and we fade back to the arena]
The Commentator: Hmm, interesting events unfolding in the back, I'd say! Let's move on to the next bout!!
The Big Tyma vs. Anarchy
Recap: A short match, with both men getting early advantages, but in the end Anarchy pulled off the surprising victory with a jackhammer suplex!
Winner: Anarchy
Sirus Moran vs. The Sniper
Recap: The long time W4F veteran, Sniper went against PWA legend and new W4F superstar Sirus Moran in a very heated battle. Sniper took control early and looked as if he'd never let up. But Sirus came back, took Sniper off his feet and dominated the rest of the match, ending with his famous Nameless Knockout!
Winner: Sirus Moran
[Back to the Limo, President Sommers gets out and shakes someone's hand, smiling widely. Sommers steps back as the Limo pulls away]
The Cereal Killas vs. The M.o.A.
Recap: Chase and Jose started the match, but Jose looked as if he wasn't all there. Chase took control early, showing excellent skill against the Internet Champion. Jose finally was able to tag in an exasperated Professional who went to town on Chase, dealing major damage. Chase had to hit a low blow to escape and tag in Ty Copas. Ty and The Professional went toe-to-toe, neither one giving up any ground. Ty then was able to block a strong punch and he repeated slammed his fist into The Professional until he had him in the corner. Ty then grabbed him by the head, and flipped him over and onto the mat. Ty then climbed to the second rope and leg dropped The Professional. Ty went for a cover, which Jose broke up. Chase came in then and tackled Jose and the two men fought to the outside of the ring. Jose DDT'ed Chase to the floor and then ran over, grabbing his Internet title and getting back on the ring apron! Ty and The Professional were back on their feet, again exchanging punches when Ty accidently backhanded the referee. Ty, turning to see who he hit, was locked into a full nelson and slammed to the mat by the Professional! The Professional then hoisted Ty back to his feet as Jose eagerly motioned for the Professional to bring Ty over. The Professional lined up the nearly unconcious Ty for Jose to strike, but Chase raced over and pulled Jose off the ring apron and down to the floor. This allowed Ty to back kick The Professional between the legs. As The Professional backed up in pain, Ty turned and executed the Cricker-Crab Crunch and went for the cover, but there was no ref to count! Jose, having thrown Chase into the steel steps, climbed up to the top rope and Leg Dropped Ty on the back of the head. Jose rolled The Professional on top of Ty and stirred the ref, who made a slow 1---2------3!!!
Winner: M.o.A.
First Blood
Deadline vs. Lifeline
The Commentator: This next match is going to be violent for sure! The feud between Lifeline and Deadline has lasted for almost the entire length of the W4F's existence! These two men really have it out for each other, and tonight should finally settle their differences in a First Blood encounter! Let's get to the announcer on this one!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is a First Blood rules Match! The only way to win is to make your opponent bleed! Introducing first! Lifeline!!!
[Lifeline walks to the ring, carrying a steel pipe!]
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, Deadline!!!
[Deadline then comes out, with brass knuckles on his right fist. He steps carefully into the ring, watching Lifeline closely!]
The Commentator: Weapons are allowed, since the only way to win is to draw blood from your opponent! This should be interesting!!
[The bell rings and Lifeline charges Deadline with the steel pipe! Deadline dodges and turns, striking Lifeline in the cheek with the brass knuckles! Lifeline promptly loses the pipe and falls to his back! Deadline then jumps ontop of Lifeline, ready to strike again, but Lifeline lifts his knee into Deadline's gut! Deadline rolls to his side, clutching his stomach and pain, and Lifeline rips the Brass Knuckles away from Deadline. Lifeline jumps to his feet and starts to put them on, but Deadline rights himself and drop kicks Lifeline over the top rope to the floor. The knuckles slide off and Lifeline climbs to his feet, turns and is met with a baseball slide kick from Deadline.]
The Commentator: They've lost both of their weapons!! This will be up to sheer power now!
[Deadline and Lifeline battle ferociously outside of the ring, slamming each other into the steel post, and then taking turns slamming each other into the steel steps. Lifeline grabs the ring bell and promptly connects with Deadline's face, sending him painfully to the floor. Lifeline then picks up a steel chair, turns and swings, missing Deadline who rolls away. Lifeline prompts for another swing, but Deadline drop kicks the chair into Lifeline's face! Deadline then grabs Lifeline and throws him into the ring. Deadline climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps, slamming his knee into Lifeline's forhead!]
The Commentator: Brutal match outside the ring! Both men showing equal ability here!
[Lifeline, still with some strength left, gets to his feet and kicks Deadline in the leg. Deadline backs up and Lifeline hits a hard clothesline on Deadline, sending him to the ground. Lifeline then grabs both of Deadline's legs, sets him up and slingshots Deadline into the corner! Deadline connects with the steel post and backs up, falling in pain. Lifeline looks, and sees no blood and angrily he attacks Deadline again! The two men give up on any semblence of a match and start clobbering each other. The fight gets so intense, that when Deadline whips Lifeline to the ropes, Lifeline hits the referee and they both go down! Lifeline jumps back up and locks up with Deadline, and whips him in return to the other side! Deadline bounces off the ropes and Lifeline and Deadline connect with a double clothesline and both men fall painfully to the canvas, exhaustion eating away at them both!]
The Commentator: What a brutal match, and still no blood!! These two men are incredible! And with the ref out, all three men are down!! WHAT the heck?? That's Randyman coming from under the ring!! He has a steel chair! And now.. that's Chase Wilson!! He's coming out with a steel chair too!
[Chase and Randyman enter the ring opposite from each other. Lifeline starts to stand, wobbly, and Deadline follows, also shaken and nearly out. Almost in unison, Chase swings and connects with Lifeline's skull at the same time that Randyman takes Deadline down with his own chair shot! Both Randy and Chase peer at each other, shrug and roll out of the ring. Randyman heads into the crowd and Chase walks calmly back up the ramp! Inside the ring, the ref starts to stir.]
The Commentator: What was that ALL About?? Oh hell! Lifeline's busted open!!!! Deadline's got this one won!! NO!!!!!!!!!!! Deadline is also busted open!! The ref is up, he sees both men laying there on the mat, covered in blood!! What's he doing!!
[The ref calls for the bell and motions to the ring announcer!]
The Commentator: Who won?? Who won the match?
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, because the referee could not witness who drew first blood, he has no choice but to call this match.. A DRAW!!!!!
The Commentator: A draw?? No way!! Here comes President Sommers!!
President Sommers: I wanted this dispute between you two to end tonight, but it seems that some others had it in their own minds to ruin this. So be it.. At Gold Rush, I know you two already are booked.. but as of now, I'm adding another match and re-organizing the card to allow for it. Deadline, Lifeline.. you will get this all out of your system as you two will battle inside The Hell In The Cell Steel Cage JUST prior to our main event!!!
And don't even THINK of interfering in each others matches prior…. Or I'll suspend you for three MONTHS! Good day to you two!
The Commentator: HELL IN THE CELL?? At Gold Rush!! Will these two men even be in any condition for that? Lifeline has to fight for a TV title shot, and Deadline is in a World Title shot match! That is more brutal then letting them battle in a first blood match! Our time is up!! We'll see you at Gold Rush!!!!