December 19th, 2000

Hi All! Im The Commentator, here with your Monday Night Rage card. I've seen alot of wrestling in my time, and frankly, the W4F ain't wrestling.. I don't know what it is.. but EWW.. anyway, I'll give you the run down on what happend.. then Im going to go find me some aspirin!

Showtime -versus- Skorch

This match opens with Skorch in the ring and the introduction of Showtime. Now, as your commentator for this match, I was quite surprised at the cheering Showtime got coming into this match.. Personally, i think the guys way over promoted in the PWA.. But anyway, he hits the ring and the bell signals the beginning of the match. Skorch surprises Showtime with some strong high flying moves, Catching Showtime off gaurd, but Showtime, which I will have to admit, knows his stuff.. turns the tables and dominates the rest of the match.. Now excuse me, I dont have my papers in front of me, so what ever his finisher is called.. Showtime hit it and earned his first W4F victory.. oh darn.

The Professional and Jose Gonzalez -versus- Sniper and Scott Lee>

Now, I've seen the professional and this guy looks straight out of Predator 2 movie.. and Jose? A Taco loving guy who holds the Internet title?? Come on.. where is the W4F's credibility with talent?? Oh Wait! We have Sniper and Scott Lee!! I knew we had talent somewhere!!!!

It's just not here!

Jose and Sniper start off the match, and they do give us some great moments.. I think those were when they were on the mat and nearly out.. But thats just me. Jose hits a great suplex and goes for a pin, which Scott Lee breaks up.. to bad, as we could have been over and done with.. Scott and the Professional are then in the match..a nd the Professional never gives Lee a chance.. Lee is knocked out good and the Professional goes for a pin, but Sniper breaks it up.. Darn, more to have to write.. Anyway, the match comes to a close finally when Jose, our esteemed Internet Champion actually gets the 1-2-3 on Sniper.. But I really think Sniper had his foot on the ropes.. Are all refs blind???

Deadline -vs- Lifeline -vs- Mako -vs- Bulldog

Oh, look! A fatal fourway! I think it's only fatal because we have two well knowned Jobbers, a pretty decent athlete in Deadline.. and this Lifeline guy who knows every bad word in the book, and then published his own.

Deadline and Lifeline seem to have a score to settle, and they take on each other with the intent to kill, or at least spray grafitti on each other.. Mako and Bulldog don't get paid enough to job to each other, so they basically stay back and watch.. I'd offer them popcorn, but foreign objects are not allowed in the ring. This match lasts.. and lasts.. and hey, isn;t that that damned pink rabbit? Im sorry, where was I? Oh yeah! Lifeline pulls off a great powerbomb and pins Deadline, but he kicks out after two. Lifeline seems enraged and tackles Deadline to the outside. The ref begins counting to a ten, to eliminate the two. Now this is where it gets really weird, Mako suddenly knocks Bulldog outside and when the ref reaches ten, he only sees Mako in the ring.. and gives the damned jobber the win!!

I tell you, where is the justice in this world??

Anyway, that was Monday Night Rage.. Now I hear Thursday will introduce this new guy Anarchy.. well, I'll sure be back then to tell you all about it..

Good Night!