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  • Monday March 15, 1999
    Hey You Bastards! Don't screw with my ICQ! what is this icqplus crap?

    Oh yeah. nevermind. Icq plus is l33t.

    Starcraft is wack. I should start playing Quake again. Because Quake is l33t. And games don't last 1 1/2 freaking hours.
    Friday March 12, 1999
    No updates this weekend. Or maybe one on sunday. I'm gone.

    Did you know it's been nearly 2 months since I've played quake2? I rox.

    Did you know in a 2 on 2 in Starcraft where Datafox was my ally, I got 200,000 less points then him in the totals? I rox

    Did you know I got less than 3 hours of sleep last night? I rox

    Did you know if I try to download nearly anything, my harddrive will spontaneously blow up? I rox.... er... my computer rox
    Thursday March 11, 1999
    I had like a rough draft or something due or something. And I like, um, I like didn't do it. or i just did um about 2 paragraphs and like a sentence or 2 or 3. So I uh didn't go to class and uh and uh uh.

    I'm so lucky to only have to take 2 (maybe 3 if you count some other class) english classes total over the next 4 years of life. Don't you feel sorry for those enigneers who have to take 4-6 English classes even though us l33t engineers are only required to take 2 classes? I know I don't.... mwahahahhaha.

    Todayh is God's Birthday. yes, today is Thresh's Birthday. That means he's like um. old or something. And like, he's like a role model for our youth or something because he like represetns the WESTSIDe or something. Or something. Maybe something else.

    Go watch the l33t new starwars trailer. We pulled the 24 meg trailer down and watched it full screen on a 17" monitor. that was craptastic.

    Um like. I don't like... Um.... Actually talk like i'm an idiot. Like really.
    Monday March 8, 1999
    Oh yeah. Check and turn and signal to the right. ya dig?

    Um. Isn't it just weird when you take a multiple choice test and get 5 B's in a row??? I hate that! You bastards!

    I bet those digicam pics suck. I don't think there were any pictures of koRn. Sucks. Recharge the batteries, and lets try this again. hahahahah. The more korn, the better.     Maybe that picture of download speed was prety good, but it's ntohing compared to what I can get. I can get over 10x that. mwahahaha.     I think Penguin d00d, should publish those pictures he took. That would be cool. Then blame it on sCaryfox...er... datafox

    Saturday March 6, 1999
    Hahahah. I've got some good crap for you to read.
    Comments: I know who has been hacking into my PC too. (It's the guy who signed record # 1 !)
    Guees who wrote this comment / who #1 is? Hahahhaha. I wish I knew.

    I'm sitting here listening to KoRn's Follow The Leader CD, and geez.. there's a lot of god damn good music on here. Including "Got The Life" and "Freak on A Leash", there's a lot of crap that makes me want to go out and break stuff. If you like any type of music, I would also recommend "Justin", "Relaim My Place", "All In The Family", and... f00k.. I could just list the whole damn CD here. Sort of like the New Radicals CD. hmmm.

    Go grab Netscape Communicator 4.51 off of Netscape's FTP site. Doesn't help my problem any.

    An interview with sCary is up here. Going anywhere else on that site would be stupid. This is an insanely boring interview. I'm going to have to spam him on ICQ now to try and mention JLH in all his interviews because without that, they just plain suck.

    Thursday March 4, 1999
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... voodoo3.contest only a 2000, but does it really matter?

    The world is coming to an end soon. This proves it.

    Tuesday March 2, 1999
    Um... I sort of expected it. read up on why Intel owns boardWalk AND Park Place.

    Mark it on your calender boys and girls. KoRn Live from the House of Blues on March 13th at 5:00 PST. Oh yeah.

    Shoutcast server back up, but due to the l33tness of mp3spy.com, I doubt i'm going to be getting those damn hits to my website anymore. I blame THE MAN.

    Aw man. You piece of crap. Damnit. What do you think you're doing to me? bitch.

    Monday March 1, 1999
    QUAKE 3???... oh yeah. For those who don't know, a IHV (independent hardware vendor) version of quake3 was leaked last night. I happenned to stumble across it during my late IRC searching. And it toook a while, but I eventually got it to run on my cpu... and it was amazing. quake3 is amazing. On the leaked dm map I got 59+ fps. On the MacWorld map with all the special effects I ranged from 7+ fps to 59 fps, most of the time stradling the low 20s. I've got screenshots to prove my playing of this fabulous game, but none of them are worth posting. MOst of the gun models are unskinned and have crap sounds coming out of them. And you can get better screenshots of q3 on and quake news site. Go get yourself a 3D card. This is the reason to play games. I will begin to quake again soon... soon.

    I didn't miss anything right? good.

    Wednesday February 24, 1999
    FPS spectator has an interview with data...er.. sCary up on their page. Pretty boring. Let's clip a good part, eh?
    Recluse: Who has the best set of nipples, Jennifer Love-Hewitt or Cameron Diaz?

    sCary: JLH, I dont care if they are fake.

    Tuesday February 23, 1999
    Oh crap! 1.2 TERABYTES/SEC! Oh crud, go read. I know what you're thinking. Why the hell am I reading Slashdot?? Anything to avoid an essay.

    Oh yeah. New Linux out. hahahahah. I'm not even going to link to it. NO one really gives a damn, right?

    I swear I'll finish this essay by 3:30. All 1000+ words. I will. yeah, Bitch.
    Monday February 22, 1999
    ALright, I'm going to let out a secret. Here's where I get my crack from. Please send me some. I'm running out.

    I guess today's day o the crap links. Here's another. I got bored right after the 1st paragraph. tetris or something. Oh darn. Guess I won't be able to make my clone.

    WOw. THe gamespy network (the planetquake guys), own a bunch of domains. go here to read them all, which includes my favorite, pronspy.

    I've never seen a microsoft product that doesn't rock ass. This one will probably be the best product to ever come out of their offices. I can imagine it now... er... wait.. I have no idea what it does. Go read yourself.

    Not to try and tip the scale any, but I think everyone needs to put a vote in at The Blame Game poll. um... er..

    Sunday February 21, 1999
    You want to read something funny? netBus is shareware! hahahahah. A hacker tool that costs money to use. Isn't that one of those oxymoron things? Give it 1/2 a minute for the cracks to spread on the warez sites. oh man... go read it at msnbc.

    MWahahahah. Paul Jaquays of id software says in this interview with Pels interactive...
    Adobe Photoshop...
    ... has nice filters, but I still prefer to work in Paint Shop Pro (for now).

    Mwahahhaha. What's I tell you! Who cares if he's a level designer and not a artist, he uses Paint Shop Pro! Damnit!

    Litestep.net commits suicide. bastards. i actually don't visit that site as much as I should. The updates there sucked anyway. I've slowly been reading floah.pimpin.net even more now for litestep news, and now it looks like I'll be reading it way more. The only good thing about litestep.net was the non-lack of good themes (You know, the one with the half naked girls on them)

    Um... Hey. Becuase I know a lot of you don't have MTV access, you're missing out on a great video. Or sort of great. Well the lyrics are cool, alright? Eminem - My Name is.

    Ok.. I quit. see ya later.
    Saturday February 20, 1999
    Fun game yesterday. Before we had a chance to actually play, and after we figured out who the hell was who, the entire network desides it'll be a great time for down time. Cool, eh?

    Stop it damnit. Stop it. You are so f00kin annoying. Stop it damnit! Oh man... I've got the crappiest story to tell. Stop It damnit! I'm trying to update my crappy craptastic webpage.. Damn you!

    sCary's got reason's to live, can't forget, you only get what you giveeeeeeeeeee.. ugh... that's annoying now.

    Friday February 19, 1999
    It's really really early right now. I should go back to sleep, but for some reason, the warm glow of my monitor keeps me here. My eyeball hurts. er...

    Um... Don't call tech support anymore bruce. They get mad when you scream at them.

    Hey dumbass. There's a train coming right at you. Nevermind. dumbass.

    Oh yeah. I should update more often at 9AM. My posts are much cooler.

    Oh shoot. Another thing I'm going to have to learn how to get off other peoples computers. Webex. sounds fun. just like netbus and back orifice. Dumb asses.

    buddyphone. sounds l33t. But then again, I don't have a friggin microphone, so it's worthless to me. You skanky fools can go use it. I bet it's craptastic.

    Um... I've got to wake up early tommorrow. fook you all. That just means I'll have to be all wack-a-docious during the game tommorrow.

    Chunkymunky.com is some kind of litestep site or something. some kind of OS thingy. Whatever. Bruce had nothing to with it anyway.

    ripping crap from theonion.com again.
    A profanity-laced quote from comedian Chris Rock in the latest issue of Newsweek was successfully bowdlerized, leaving subscriber Liz Haines with no idea what was meant by the sanitized non-word "f*ck." "I'm baffled," Haines said of the creative censoring. "In the article, Mr. Rock is quoted as saying, 'To be honest, I don't give a f*ck what my critics say.' Fick? Fack? Fpck? What did he say? He could have said just about anything." This week, Newsweek will be awarded a special citation by the Center For Family-Friendly Media for ingenuity in hiding offensive words from readers.
    Thursday February 18, 1999
    Get your icq. The icq that everyone already has is going to be released officially next week. ooohhhh. ahhhhh. big deal...

    I'm supposed to be writing an essay right now. Explain to me why I'm not and you get a free nothing to go with a bag of nothing.

    The Kings won. They roxor. Go away

    er... um....

    Someone help me block quote something. er.... um...

    Wednesday February 17, 1999
    Open challenge in the Starcraft world : Me & [da][ut] vs. da Bruce p1mp & bad ass penguin & gin n juice. That works right? On a non cheesy map. Like the real hunters. or an island map. hahaha. Just kidding about the island map.

    This page has been sitting on my desktop for a good crappy time now. I have nothing to say. I should work on some flash, gfx, C++, or some other wack crap.

    or... um... maybe later. damn. news is slow. go re read da datafox again and again. yeah. crap.

    Free books in html format. wow. I haven't seen this concept fail half a million times before. Get it while it's free. mcp.com
    Tuesday February 16, 1999
    um... geez. The entire network has been down. But I'm back now. let the annoyance begin.

    I added a new list to the side. You can cheat at just look at the source to figure out what it is, but it's cooler if you just wait until the 18th for it to premiere. cool.

    God the internet is boring. Geez. Nothing to do. this sucks. What now?
    Friday February 12, 1999
    No updates this weekend. Maybe late sunday, but I doubt it.

    Yesterday was interesting. A very weird day. no starcraft. no quake. No finished program. All I got accomplished was 75% of a program, insulting another program, giving out html tips, watching netbus in action, disabling netbus, something something something, only 1 hour of class, since the other class was canceled for the day, and some tetrinet action. How wack is that. Oh yeah, and I heard that guy who lives in the same room as me blast korn again. I think we've both got whiplash from ...er... something. Ask him for his playlist. Then ask him why he's listening to ass rock music. He'll blame it on me. bastard. mwahahhahaha.

    Updated the lists. er.. should be just the list. Seems the others just sit there by themselves growing fungus. oh well.

    Go reload datafox's page until you get the link to a graphic in the quotes section. It roxs.

    Uh-oh. an update without a link. er... um.. Here you bastards!
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