A Wacken Diary by Kankra




-contains explicit language
-contains bad english, sorry!

Hello! I would like to present my experiences with the Wacken Festival 2001 to you.
I met some of you forum members, so I'll have some stories to tell.
Perhaps you'll find something interesting here. Enjoy!


Thursday, the 02.08. 2001

00:35
I visit my bed last time before Wacken. *see you, bed!*

07:25
getting up. it's pretty cold *shivering*

08:45
picking up Hagen at the train station
I almost didnt recognize him, cause he wore a light green cowboy hat and a red leather suit
Hagen is smaller than expected; forget the picture, on it he poses a little bit

09:00
stop at a fuel station, coordinating the convoy and finally: heading for Wacken! YEAH!
Hagen looks like my math professor
*asking Hagen if he's related to my math prof*


11:10
stop at a resting place, we see some other Wackeners, saying hello to them:
*hello*
damn, am I the only one with a white T-Shirt!?!?
*glad, that Monster Magnet is over*


12:07
through the infamous elbe-tunnel (big style traffic jam-causer)


13:00
stopped at Burger King...Yummie ;)
getting first beer - Staropramen (czech beer). Yeah!
Hagen is very nice and sympathetic. we're talking some stupid stuff (you know)

mood is ecstatic

13:45
reaching the village of Wacken (2,000 inhabitants) just in the moment
Metallica's MoP begins to play
perfect timing! Battery!

14:15
arriving camping area
putting up tent on a harvested acre - wheat-stubbles everywhere - very soft, as you can imagine!

15:30
exploring area: looking for stages, toilets and showers
showers: 5 DM
toilets: 1 DM

16:35
going to see Finntroll with Hagen, but Knight Errant played:
good power metal with a violin - I like it, great show
Knight Errant is a band from the turkey... but when they began, the singer talked to the audience in perfect german :confused:

16:45
Hagen looks for the toilets

16:55
seeing Narrot, but only from far away
and that honk doesnt look in my direction *gnar*
where's Hagen, when you need him?

17:00
Lord Leshrac meets me
I wouldnt have recognized him if he hadnt had the name tag...
we say hello, then he leaves to roam around
forget his picture, he looks completely different

17:05
an english-speaking forumer meets me and tells me his nickname, but I can't remember...sorry, man! blame canada and staropramen...
Finntroll plays...they dont impress me...but they give a solid show

17:15
Hagen comes back...good timing! :rolleyes:

17:20
Narrot finds us, and we talk... short after that Gimli arrives
Gimli is taller than expected... he participated in the soccer game at the festival area as the goalkeeper,
he gave all he could (BTW he was pretty drunk)
then Texas, Daijin and Flame arrived (Daijin, you lucky one ;))
forget Tex' picture, he looks completely different
Daijin is smaller than expected
almost everybody but me wears Tex' name tags
Gimli recognizes early that Tex has the master name tag:
"One Tag to rule them all,
One Tag to find them,
One Tag to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them"
ha! Tex, you cant fool the dwarf!
BTW: Tex was drunk, too
Tonarel meets us
we talk and talk there for 45 minutes about stuff and especially about other forummembers (especially YOU!)
speaking english is much harder than writing english *sigh*
Gimli took a photo of us (Gimli, scan it and present it ASAP!)
and he almost chokes me and Tex, because we want to go to Lacuna Coil
it is the only photo of us together because Narrot forgot his camera *sighing again*

19:00
Crematory doesnt play
good for us, so it isnt that loud here...

19:10
Jedifart meets us... he is totally drunk
first he wrestles with another guy
then he spilles his mead and licks it up from the meadow
then he shows us a great trick: slobber and ... I dont want to tell you, ask Hagen instead
then Jedifart pisses at the Mixer's tower and annoys the security guys
then he follows innocent passengers and insults them, just to hug them when they get angry
yeah, that was action!

19:30
we negiotate about a new meeting point tomorrow at 15:00 and then we go our ways

22:30
started the grill. Grilla!
now I am full (of beer and meat and mead (thx hagen)) and happy
good weather, mood is fantastic


Friday, the 03.08. 2001

01:00
sleep

02:00
it begins to rain *Yummie-Yum*
lightning, thunder and so on
tent gets wet :mad:

06:00
got up with the sunrise
everything quiet *nice*
washed and cleaned teeth
breakfast *grilla!*

11:15
we go to Nightfall (greek band)
good performance, getting in the mood for action

13:00
I manage it to the first row for Lacuna Coil
taking some photos
I will post them here in time
damn, Cristina was soooooooo hot!
great show, very good music

14:00
lunch *grilla!*

15:00
meeting of the forumers as promised yesterday
but only Hagen, Narrot and me are there! damn you, bastards! where are you?
I will tell stinking lies about you from now on! Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? ;)

15:30
10 minutes of Cage: seem to be ok

16:15
Kamelot: I like their performance (:) autumn)

18:50
Overkill plays "War Pigs", Yeah! (:) ledmag)

19:15
Therion with Choir:
the steel-blue dusk looks upon the highlight of Wacken:
Siren's voices shine upon and through me and fill my heart with happiness
all songs seem to be one
they fit perfectly together to one great composition that charmes me
under the spell of this wizardry I gaze upon the fogs of sapphire, ruby and emerald
my mind soars to the sky
when they play the furious "To Megatherion", tremendous amounts of energy get free
the audience screams in ecstasy
a light breeze kisses our faces
completely delighted I fall into hypnosis and forget everything around me
I cant imagine a more beautiful event I experienced related to music


Saturday, the 04.08. 2001

01:00
it's fucking cold
one hour to Dimmu
to lazy to see them
sleep

03:30
Metallica's "Blackened" awakes me
full of energy I opon my eyes
happy and in a good mood I get up to have breakfast
a look at my watch tells me what's wrong here
so I sleep again

06:45
awake
going to have a shower (for 2$)
Hagen is now proud owner of a Wacken-towel

08:00
breakfast *grilla!*

12:30
going to Vintersorg, good performance
*till fjälls, till fjälls, till fjä-hä-hä-hälls*

14:15
grilla!
drinking some of Hagen's mead and Staropramen in preparation for Nightwish pretty drunk
making silly jokes, much fun (you know)

17:10
going to festival area to make it to the first row for Nightwish (begin: 21:30)

17:30
second row just before Cage ends, Cage seems to be ok

18:45
suddenly Grave Digger (veeeeeeery old german metal-band) pops up and the frontman tells the audience, that Grave Digger will record their first live album here
absolute terror: I never imagined that Grave Digger has fans at all
in the second row: it stinks, everyone pushes me around
the show begins: hell on earth
cheesy opening (a man dressed as reaper enters stage)
then: they begin to play, the songs arent very good
i dont know any lyrics
stage divers everywhere, only me has to suffer 15 of them over my head
I pretend to be Grave Digger-Fan, otherwise the guys from the 3rd row would kill me
after 60 minutes of torture I am free again and I make it to the first row for Nightwish *happy*

21:30
Nightwish: I dont make many words, just:
Tarja fantastic, very good performance, godly mood, audience in rage
I am very impressed and amazed
Sacrament of Wilderness is the highlight of the day
soooooooooooooooooo great!!!!!!
Hey, and I got sexually harassed during the concert!
3 spanish girls behind me pressed themselves against me during the whole concert and even the whole hour before the concert
they had enough space not to do this, but they acted as if they hadnt enough space
they even changed positions and one of them laid their arm around me
not that is would be bad, but it's very strange feeling
now I understand how girls must feel
and autumn: no pissbottles! ;)

22:30
went to Opeth, but I couldnt understand them cause Hammerfall played on the near main stage and they were too loud :mad:
though Opeth was great

23:00
*grilla!*
drunk, veeeeery nightwished


Sunday, the 05.08. 2001

00:00
very cold, so I go to bed

06:00
Hagen leaves to meet Guardian and Little Witch in Hamburg (?)
I didn't see him the evening before, so I couldn't say farewell
Farewell, Hagen!
(I still have your pot and your corkscrew)

08:00
breakfast
preparing to leave

12:00
leaving
farewell, Wacken!

13:00
still in Wacken because all other visitors leave now too
heavy traffic jam
jamming through the jam towards home

19:30
arriving home
from home to Wacken: 4:45 hours
from Wacken to home: 7:30 hours

20:00
beginning to write diary

21:45
ending diary
what the fuck happened to the forum?
and what is internal server error 500!?!?!?!?!?

22:22
still trying to enter the forum


to sum it up:

Wacken was fucking great! I am very impressed,, very cool bands, normal people (40,000 of them), good friends to meet....only the weather wasnt that good..... next year, same place!

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