Dear Diary,

What an amazing twist this world has taken from our own! Imagine...because of one man (George Washington) this whole dimension is ruled by a handful of monarchies. Really goes to show that one person can change the world...er worlds.

Prince Harold is a sweet guy. A little mushy, but sweet. God I can't BELIEVE I just wrote that! Yes it's true...we're cavorting with royalty on this slide. See the tabloids here are just as bad as the ones back home. And I have to admit that I kinda got sucked into believing those wild sex tales that they reported. (Gimme a break...I'm from another dimension!) I certainly never expected to meet him. But we found out that Arturo's double was the Royal Sheriff. And then we found out that the Sheriff was plotting to murder Harold!

We had to get involved of course...I mean we couldn't just let them murder the poor guy right? So Quinn tackled him. And we saved Harold...at least from the sheriff. That was when the Raiders showed up. They're this revolutionary band that's trying to bring more equity to the people of the B.S.A. That's a wonderful idea of course...there's so much monetary injustice here. But these people think too much with their guns...and not enough with their brains. especially that Rebecca girl. She gets on my nerves!

But of course now we're stuck in the Oakland Raiders base of operations, here in the woods because of the professor and Harold. And Quinn's all starry eyed for that gun toting Rebecca. I swear, she'd probably blow her own foot off if she could. I hate that he keeps putting himself in danger! And he's such a liar. He's totally getting involved with her -- even though we promised eachother that we wouldn't. And then he gets all jealous if Harold pays me a compliment! Argh! He's exasperating.

Harold and the Professor are being treated like criminals by these Raiders. I only hope we can keep them safe.

Love,

Wade