:: The land of OZ ::

Let's put a Wadi play together. A modern version of the Wizard of OZ with value-added cellular services. To accommodate all the characters (as common in school plays) we will rewrite the play but will keep the basic theme.

Let's go.

When the lust for success keeps her awake at night, eXa.Dorothy run away and a Seed Investor Tornado appears to carry her to the magical land of Oz Wadi. Wishing to return (on investment), she begins to travel to the city of Oz (Buildings 1,2 and 3 at Habarzel St.) where a great wizard lives. On her way she meets twenty WAP Messaging Provider Scarecrows who need a brain, a herd of Location based Tin Men who want a heart, and cowardly Mediation and Billing Lions who desperately need courage. They all hope the Wizard of Oz will help them, before the Burning Rate Wicked Witch of the Bank catches up with them.

When they reach the Wizard, eXa.Dorothy (which has eXa.BlondHair and eXa.NiceBoobs) is admitted into the city of Oz to become eXa.QueenOfUnbelievableNumbers. As the door closes all the others are shoving to get in. While doing so it starts raining, all the Scarecrows, Tin Men and Lions turn into different variations of an annoying poodle named Toto, and while shoving, squash each other on the yellow brick road.

Can you picture it, a hundred Totos squashed on the yellow brick road.

Ugly.

Curtain.

Applause.

Next year we will do the Sleeping Beauty with a zillion Optical Dwarfs.

Wadi Writer #1 (Gray)

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Links:
eXa.Dorothy: http://www.exalink.com
The Wizard: http://www.comverse.com
Original Plot: http://us.imdb.com/Plot?0032138

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