Busty Porn Star meets a Johnson
These Johnsons have no problem with stealing money from a prostitute and then trying to scam her grieving sister...
Sent : Monday, March 7, 2005 5:17
PM
Subject : LETTER FROM MRS LINDA PLEASE GET BACK TO ME SOONEST
MRS LINDA WALLFAN JOHNSON
ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE, WEST AFRICA.
Good Day,
I got your contact address on my desperate search for partnership investments
overseas. By introduction I am Mrs. LINDA WALLFAN JOHNSON from Sierra.I am a
widow with two children . My husband was a serving director of the Cocoa
exporting board until his death .
He was assassinated by the rebels following the political uprising. Before his death he had a foreign account here in C?te d?Ivoire up to the tune of $9.3million US dollars which he told the bank was for the importation of cocoa processing machine.
I want you to do me a favour to receive this funds to a safe account in your country or any safer place as the beneficiary . I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production.please Iam writing with heart felt condition because of how I lost my beloved husband.10% of the total sum will be offered to you for your assistance, while 4% will be set aside for any expenses that might arise during the transfer .God will reward you as you are going to help me out of this predicament. pls contact me with this Email address as soon as you receive this
Thanks and best regards
MRS LINDA WALLFAN JOHNSON
Dear Mrs. Johnson,
I might be interested in helping, can you give me more information?
Busty Funkenstein [Thanks to the Random Porn Star Name Generator]
Dear Busty Funkenstein,
This mail is to acknowledge the receipt of your reply to my mail seeking your assistance to secure my inheritance from my late husband, presently in a banks vault here. it is imperative that i explain to you how I need your assistance to secure this my inheritance to enable you understand well the role you are to play for its success. I had been unable to reach you on my former address had been returning mails , so note this new address and communicate me henceforth with it.
Presently the fund is with the security vault of the bank here, where it was deposited by my late husband, am here on refugee status, because of the death of my husband, All that will be needed is for you now is to send to me an account I will forward to the bank and tell the bank people to liase with you to effect the transfer into the said account. My husband made this deposit with the bank and made and agreement with them that this money will be transferred to his foreign partners account when he or his next of kin directs them. He did this to secure this money for us as he suspected that his enemies may kill him, and it was on his death bed that he told us all about this, and directed me to seek the help of a reliable foreign partner that will assist me now.
Now this was the reason i contacted you, for us to accomplish the success of this transction together. all i want you to do this to assist me secure this my inheritance until we arrive your country to share and invest it with your advice. the transction is very legal and will be kept legal until its conclusion, As i told you in my first mail you will be rewarded for this help with fifteen percent of the total and four percent of the total fund will be used to take care of any bill incurred while this transction is on.
Endeavour to reply me as soon as possible, so i would like you to understand
this mail very well and decide if you will help me and inform me accordingly so
that we can proceed soonest thanks in your endeavour to me. I and my kids look
forward to meeting you in person very soon.
i hope this mail explains all you need to know about the help you will do for
me, if you have any questions please mail to me as soon as you receive this, I
will wait to hear from you so that we will progress. when i receive your mail
again informing me that you had received this one.
Please once i hear from you again hopefully soonest include your personal phone number and your fax number also your full name for easier communication when you reply. thanks in your endeavours to help me as i look forward to a cordial business relationship with you in the near future.
Best regards
Mrs Linda
Dear Mrs. Johnson,
I have a few more questions.
You've offered me fifteen percent of the total - but how much is the total? I mean, I just want to know if it's going to be worth my trouble or not.
And I'm also curious why your husband had enemies that killed him. Was he a real jerk? What kind of bad things did he do to make them so mad at him? And how can you assure me that they're not going to kill ME if they find out I'm helping you hide his money?
Please get back to me as soon as possible.
Busty
From : linda johnson
Sent : Tuesday, March 8, 2005 12:45 PM
Dear Busty,
Am happy for your questions which you ask me that showes that you realy want to
help i and my two kids in this transction.
1)the total of the sum of money is $9.3million US dollars .
2)in this transtion i assure you that you have know trouble or problem in all .
3)my late husband is not real jerk he is director of the
Cocoa exporting board and He was assassinated by the rebels following the
political uprising dring the war time in our country so now all is over now
their is know more war in our country now we are in abidjan COTE D'IVOIRE. know
boddy will kill you because you help a widow again know boddy knows about this
only you and i and my two kids knows about this. we are happy to see you in
person soon.
pls forward to us your phone number your fax also your home address.your account
information you can forward it to our bank when we give you our bank contact.we
are happy in all the questions you ask.we waiting to hear from you soonest.
Thanks and be bless
Mrs Linda
Dear Mrs. Johnson,
Thank you for answering my questions. I just wanted to ask if you can assure me
this is all legal and I won't end up in jail for helping you? Because you say
your husband was the Cocaine Exportation board director, and I guess you must
not know it, but you can get arrested for cocaine here in the United States.
Busty
Dearest [aren't we familiar now?]
Good day to you and be bless in all, hope you receive my last mail to you and the documents certificate of deposit and agreement he made with the bank here.sorry for not answering this question well to you as you said here, Because you say your late husband belonged to the Cocaine exporting board, and I guess you don't know this, but you can get arrested for cocaine here in the United States.
first not Cocaine exporting board is Cocoa exporting board
this money belong to my late husband the money is not for Cocoa exporting board even before the death he did not have any problem of money with them .again he deposited this money with his name not the name of Cocoa exporting board and he made the next of kin with his first son name juel johnson he did this to secure this money for us hope you have understand everything about this transction now.waiting to hear from you soonest. as i told you that know boddy know about this only and my God together with you only.also this transction is legal and will be kept legal until its conclusion. so i do not have any business with Cocoa exporting board about this money both here and your country.
thanks in all
linda
Dear Mrs. Johnson,
Thank you for straightening that out. I feel most reassured that it is safe to help you now. [SURE!!!]
I see that you have a son and he is a Johnson too. How old is he? Do you plan to move to the United States?
Please let me know what else I can do for you. I may be away from my computer this afternoon though, as I might go up to watch the Michael Jackson trial.
Looking forward to hearing from both of you Johnsons,
Busty Funkenstein
Dear Busty ,
Happy to hear from you today, my son say hi to you all over there again we are
happy to know you. My son is 19years old boy, pls we will like you to forward
your phone number your fax number your home address also an account where the
bank will transfer the money as soon as we receive this information we will
forward it to our bank here for the transfer.
waiting to hear from you soonest.
Mrs Linda
From: Busty Funkenstein
Hello to all of you friendly Johnsons,
How are you all today? I'm back from another exhausting day at the Michael Jackson trial.
Please just go ahead and send me a check, and I promise to take the best possible care of your money. My address is Busty Funkenstein, 450 Bauchet Street, Los Angeles, CA 90012.[address to LA County Jail] My telephone number is 1-760-723-8996.[# of some aryan racist idiot group]
And Mrs. Linda, are you sure it's a good idea for children to know such important information? I'm not sure if sharing the details of a business transaction is a good idea, for their own protection as well as yours and mine. I assume your husband must have been killed by French soldiers in that area, and I just wouldn't want them to somehow find out about this and come here to make trouble for me too.
I look forward to receiving your check and will watch my mail closely.
Thank you,
Busty
[Darn, she's not sending a check! I KNEW it wouldn't be
that easy...]
From : linda johnson <liXXXXXXhoo.fr
Sent : Tuesday, March 15, 2005 2:58 AM
Dear Busty,
Good day to you hope all is well with you over there, am sick that is why you
have not hear from me am having health problem since i lost my late husband, so
sorry for my late reply.I have read your mail and i understand all you said.My
husband made this deposit with the bank and made and agreement with them that
this money will be transferred to his foreign partners account pls contact our
bank here tell them that you are my late husband foreign partners MR PHILIP
JOHNSON also tell them that you need the sum of 9.3millon us dollars to be
trasnfered to your account over there.again the bank people told me that my late
husband deposited this money under a suspense account that they can not be able
to send the fund buy check that you have to send an account information to them
where the bank will transfer the money .pls forward an account to them for the
transfer this is the bank contact below.
Mr Uthman Bapou
International remittance director of the bank
Biao Bank Abidjan Cote D` Ivoire west Africa
tel/fax+2XXXXXXXXX
(email) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
we have already tell them about you and also tell the bank people to liase with
you to effect the transfer into the said account. now i will keep off my
children about this transction to enable every thing move well as God wish.pls
get back to me as soon as you contact our bank here.
Mrs Linda
["Busty" ignores these Johnsons]
From : linda johnson
Sent : Wednesday, March 16, 2005
12:02 PM
Dear Busty,
Good day to you hope you receive the bank contact i sent to you,have you
contacted the bank ?we are waiting to hear from you soonest.
Linda
Dear Johnsons,
No, I haven't. I'm beginning to get nervous that you might really be my
ex-husband trying to find out my personal bank information. (He's a Johnson,
too.)
Busty
From: linda johnson
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 20:14:11 +0100 (CET)
Dear Busty
am so sorry that you have not understand this transction since, i am a widow
this money belong to my late husband i have every provf to provf for you to
understand this transction well.now i will forward to you all the documents the
bank issued to my late husband when he made the deposit i attach all the
documents to you here together with the DEATH CERTIFICATE of my late husband to
provf all to you .am sorry to hear about this( is how do I know you're really
who you say you are?? )hope you will understand this transction well now.pls
keep all the documents safe with you there .This is the bank contact below as i
told you they are waiting to hear from you i have already told them about you as
my foreign partners so feel free to contact them .
Mr Uthman Bapou
International remittance director of the bank
Biao Bank Abidjan Cote D` Ivoire west Africa
tel/fax+xxxxx695
(email)xxxxxom
Thanks in all and be bless.
Mrs Linda
["Busty" gets scans of
the 'documents', won't bother posting them here though. Standard fake bank
certificate and death certificate, with names that don't all match each other.
So let's see if "Busty" can waste some of their time...]
Dear Mrs. Johnson,
Thank you for sending the documents. I have been trying to email your banker, but it's not going through. Could you possibly get in touch with him, and ask him to email me instead? I would just ask you to have him reach me by telephone, but my ex husband Ron J. Remy, who is a real hedge wart hog, ran up a huge long distance bill and so our phone service is shut off right now.
Thank you,
Busty
From: linda johnson
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 11:07:24 +0100 (CET)
Dearest
I have hear all you said hope all is well with you there.pls keep this
transction with you only also keep the documents safe .did your ex husband know
about this?on monday morning i will go to the bank and give them your contact
for them to contact you.i am worried to see you in person on a good day,i will
like you to give me information about yourself.waiting to hear from you soonest.
Thanks in all and be bless
Mrs Linda
Busty gets an email from "Bank Information":
From: bank lnformation
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 03:26:05 -0800 (PST)
BANQUE INTERNATIONALE DE L’
AFRIQUE DE L’OUEST
UNE NOUVELLE MANIERE DE VIVRE LA BANQUE
INTERNATIONAL OPERATIONS DEPARTMENT
FROM THE DESK OF MR MR.UTHMAN
BAPOU.
TEL/FAX. (00XXXX95)
DIRECTOR FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
THE INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTNMENT OF THE BIAO BANK ABIDJAN WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE RECEIVEED YOUR CONTACT FROM YOUR PARTNER MRS LINDA JOHNSON
TO ENABLE THIS BANK UPGRADE A FILE AND EFFECT THE TRANSFER, YOU ARE REQUIRED SEND TO THE BIAO BANK THE DETAILS OF YOUR BANK WHERE YOU WISH THIS FUND TO BE TRANSFERRED TO IN YOUR COUNTRY. AS INDICATED IN THE FORM SENT TO YOU AND RETURN IT TO THE BANK TODAY TO ENABLE US PROCEED WITH YOUR WORK.
YOUR
NAME:...........................
BANK NAME:..............................
BANK ADDRESS:................................
ACCOUNT NUMBER:..........................
BENEFICIARY:.............................
YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER:...................
YOUR FAX :..............................
EMAIL ADDRESS:............................
MR.UTHMAN BAPOU
BIOA BANK ABIDJAN
To: Mr. Bank Information
Dear Mr. Information,
What an unusual name you have. Here are my contacts:
YOUR NAME: Busty Gestring Funkenstein
BANK NAME: Southern California AEG Credit Union
BANK ADDRESS: 5150 Sunset Boulevard Hollywood, CA 90036
ACCOUNT NUMBER: NO-2419-OK-2696969
BENEFICIARY: Myself
YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER: My phone service is temporarily shut off because my ex
husband ran up the bill. (I plan to use some of my proceeds from this
transaction to pay it and get my phone turned back on again)
YOUR FAX Don't have one
EMAIL ADDRESS: hateXXXXXXXail.com
Thank you,
Busty Funkenstein
To: linda johnson
My dear Johnsons,
I have received the contact from your bank, and forwarded them the information.
No, my ex husband does not know about this. I was afraid you were him trying to find out my bank information, because he keeps trying to get money from me. His name is Ron J. Remy, and he is a real hedge wart hog.
Information about myself. Well, I am 29 years old, a model turned actress from Hollywood, CA. I've starred in several independently produced artistic films, such as "Beach Blanket Bango" and "Glendale Housewives Gone Wild".
When I am between acting roles, I also work as an entertainer for adults visiting the Sunset Strip. I do my special kind of customer service mostly for men, but I sometimes work with women when I want a taste of something different.
I am really looking forward to completing this transaction, because things often get very hard for a working girl like me and I have to deal with a bunch of pricks all day long.
I've attached my picture, so you will know who I am. [attached porno website picture of an attractive young blonde] Would you also mind sending yours, so I can be 100% risk free that you're not really my ex-husband?
Thank you very much,
Busty
From : linda johnson
Sent : Monday, March 21, 2005 11:40 AM
Dear Busty,
I am happy to hear that our bank here has contacted you also am happy to receive
Information about yourself together with your picture you look so cool and nice
i also attached my picture to you.pls do not let your ex husband know about this
also do not let him see your account informaion because this money is my life
and all i have as the bank is going to trasnfer the money to the account pls
keep it safe until i arrive your country to share and invest it with your advice
.i am happy in all and i have full trust in you.thanks in your endeavours to
help me as i look forward to a cordial business relationship with you in the
near future. waiting to hear from you soonest.
With My Love to You ["Busty" is getting sick of this
lovey-dovey stuff]
Linda
From : linda johnson
Sent : Tuesday, March 22, 2005 7:07 AM
Dearest,
I receiveed your mail this morning am happy as you told me that you will not let
your ex-husband to see your account information.how do you thing that i am your
ex-husband?i don't understand pls put me clear on this.as soon as our bank here
transfer the money pls inform me so that i will tell you how much you will send
to me to enable us come over there.
Linda
["Busty" ignores "Linda"….]
From : linda johnson
Sent : Wednesday, March 23, 2005 7:15 AM
Dear Busty, [Busty isn't
dear-EST anymore?]
This morning i open my inbox i did not see your mail,are
you okey or is their any problem there pls tell me not all.am worried to hear
from you as i told you that this money is my life and all i have since lost my
late husband.pls get back to me as soon as you receive this mail.
linda
From : linda johnson
Sent : Friday, March 25, 2005 4:12 AM
Dear Busty
am so worried to hear from you inform me what is happing there,i have contacted
the bank here they told me that they have contacted you but since than they have
not hear from you.is their any problem?
i don't understand in any thing that happing there you have to inform me .am
waiting to hear from you soonest.
Linda
["Busty's" real life alter ego unexpectedly met a guy she
REALLY likes, so she has been too busy to answer "Linda's" concerned emails.
These Johnsons are really pesty!]
Thursday, March 31
Dearest Darling Linda, ["Busty" decides to be lovey in return]
I am touched by your concern. I have just been busy with making my newest movie, "Librarians Go Wild". It's exhausting work, because I have to do so many hard things all day long.
I meant to comment on your picture, you are a very attractive lady! Have you ever considered being a movie actress? I'm sure I could get you a starring role in one of our upcoming films.
I hope you and your family are well, and I am still eager to help you with your transactions to the United States as soon as possible. I did forward my information to your bank but did not ever hear any further instructions from them.
Much
Love,
Busty
From : linda johnson
Sent : Thursday, March 31, 2005 11:42 AM
Dear Busty,
Am happy to hear from you today, as i am thinking that your ex-husband has see your bank account information i thank God that all is well with you all there.also am happy about you i will not say anything still i see you face to face i don't know how that day of joy will be also i love you with the love of God.i will be in bank here in the morning to know why they have not contact you but last time i called them on phone they told me that they have alreardy contacted you but since than they have not hear from you,pls look at your inbox well if you can see their mail.waiting to hear from you soon.
Much love
linda
Friday, April 1
TO: linda johnson
Dear Linda,
OK, I will be awaiting their response.
In the meantime, can you tell me some more about you and your family? I've known
a lot of other Johnsons in my life, and I'd really like to learn more about you
Johnsons too. Can you send me more pictures?
Have you considered my offer to help you get started in a movie actress career?
Of course, I know you have all the millions of dollars that I'm going to help
you with, and so you don't need to work for the money. But being an actress in
these type of independent artistic films is a very satisfying, pleasurable and
gratifying career.
Love and kisses,
Busty
["Miss Linda" agrees to be a porn star!]
From : linda johnson
Sent : Saturday, April 2, 2005 2:15 AM
Dear Busty,
I received your mail this morning also the bank here have inform me that they have contacted you and they told me that they have giveing you a lawyer here who will help you to get the requested documents they need for the transfer of the fund into your account over there so read their mail and contact the lawyer to help us for the requested documents that the bank need for the transfer the fund ASAP.
I will like to be an actress as you said i will do anything you may wish, but am know more looking for money also i will like us to live the best life there.
pls which other johnson are you talking about i don't understand inform more about this johnson you are talking about.am very sick now am haveing heath problem since i lost my husband.am waiting to hear from you soon.
Much Love have a nice week end.
linda
[If "Busty" was a more experienced baiter, she’d try to get "Miss Linda" to send some ‘publicity photos’ for her starring role in the upcoming ‘artistic’ adult movie….but, lacking the skills of the MASTER baiters, she settles for just jerking these Johnsons around some more.]
From : linda johnson
Sent : Monday, April 4, 2005 2:46 AM
Dearest,
Good day to you all, i want to know if you have contacted the lawyer here for the required documents from the Ministry of Finance here as the bank said to enable them transfer the funds into your account over there.pls do your best to see that the bank here transfer this money to your account this week their is a problem coming up in this country before their will be a war here i will like to hear that my money is transferd out of this country. i am hoping in you as you said that you will help me .waiting to hear from you soonest.
linda
Dear Linda,
I am sorry that I haven't been able to get back to you before now. I have been having problems with my ex-husband Ron J. Remy stalking and threatening me, so I've been staying at a friend's house over the last few days and haven't had access to my computer.
You mentioned that your husband was poisoned - do you know the people who did it
to him? If you do, is there any chance of getting them to come here and poison
MY husband too? I am so tired of Ron the hedge wart hog constantly bothering me,
and I'm really beginning to get scared that he might do something to hurt me.
Anyway, I still have not heard from your bank!!!! Not a word from them at all,
can you get in touch with them again? I'm really anxious to get this all taken
care of, so that you and your family can come over here. Do you know where
you're going to live yet? if not, do you want me to look for a house for you?
Let me know.
Love, hugs and kisses,
Busty
Uh-oh, looks like "Busty" made "Linda" get paranoid by mentioning the wrong scam story!!!
Dear Busty,
pls i want to know if you are
jokeing with me or what i don't understand you. our bank here they told me that
they have contacted they also they forward the copy of their letter which they
sent to you to me .our bank here are asking me if you are my real partner.also i
told that my husband was assassinated by the rebels following the political
uprising i did not told you that he was poisoned. pls if you want to help me
work to was it for us to accomplish the success of this transction together.
This is what the bank here forward to me that they have already sent this to you
below.
Attn: Busty Gestring
Funkenstein
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.
We wish to inform you that we have
received your Information of your bank account ,
in respect of a fund transfer at the tone of $9.3 million US dollars (Nine
Million Three Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars ) into your designated bank account. However, we
have to
notified you of the procedures of which you must take to ensure/grant you access
to your late partners account.
Since the real depositor is "deceased" and he did not disclosed to us who will
inherit his fund under our custody. In this case, we have done our
investigations and found out that Mrs.linda Johnson is the real wife of the fund
to the deceased person who owns an account N0:2731493226 with our bank Biao bank
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire. Further, we have also
concluded to informed you to provide a ( Fund Ownership Certificate from the
Ministry of Finance and Affidavit from High Court of Justice, ) here to enable
you access to, withdraw, deposit or even instruct us to transfer of the fund to
else where.
We will like to know if you can fly down here to get those required documents from ministries and endorse by your self to enable us carry on the transfer of the fund to your account. you are advise to get intouch with a lawyer here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire who will represent you and get the requested documents on your behalf and endorse it and forward it to our bank will not inhesitate to carry on the transfer to your account after receiving the documents from you.
lawyer contact below. We will proceed upon receipt of those required
documents for the transfer .
Mr Uthman Bapou
Biao bank Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire
To: linda johnson
Dearest Linda,
Gee, I'm SO sorry for the mix-up about your husband. I'm just so tired and
stressed out right now that I'm not thinking straight at all. Having my husband
following me and threatening to kill me constantly is driving me crazy.
Anyway, no of course I am not joking with you! I don't know why the bank's letters aren't getting through to me, I think it's some kind of problem with my email. I'll see what I can do to fix it.
So I have to fly down there to Africa in order to finalize things? That actually sounds like a really great idea right now, that way I can get away somewhere that my ex-husband can't bother me. How long will I need to stay, and can you tell me all the information so I can make plane reservations? What's the weather like there? Will you and your kids be coming back to the U.S. with me?
Much
Love Always,
Busty
From: linda johnson
Dearest
Thanks for your mail,i want to ask you have you contacted the bank here because the letter you forward to me is not for the bank email address, the letter you forward to me the email address belong to the lawyer here not the bank so try to note all the email address the lawyer own and the bank own so that we can not have any misunderstanding within us.the lawyer here inform me that you have contacted his chamber and they have get back to you.waiting to hear from you soonest.
Much Love
Linda
To: Bank Information
Dear Sir,
Mrs. Johnson believes that you've tried to contact me several times regarding this matter, but I have not received any correspondence from you at all. This is very upsetting to me, as I do not understand if you are lying to Miss Linda, or if you really did try to contact me and your emails did not go through.
I am
very anxious to move forward with this transaction, and I would be extremely
happy to fly down to Africa as soon as possible. I am having personal problems
and a trip out of this country would be a very good idea
for me right now.
Please let me know what I need to do to further assist Miss Linda.
Busty Funkenstein
From: linda johnson
Dear Busty Funkenstein,
I received your mail and i have
hear all you said, the bank here said that they will like to know if you can fly
down here to get those required documents from ministries or you are advise to
get intouch with a lawyer here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire who will represent you
and get the requested documents on your behalf and endorse it and forward it to
our bank will not inhesitate to carry on the transfer to your account after
receiving the documents from you.
This is the lawyer contact below.
Mr JONATHAN SAMUEL
JONA CHAMBERS.(esq)
To: linda johnson
Darling Linda,
Just to let you know, I did not ever receive any mail at all from your bank. This has me concerned, because you said they claimed to have tried getting in touch with me several times. It sounds to me like either they are careless, don't know what they're doing, or else they are lying to you for some reason. Are you sure you can trust them?
Love Always,
Busty
From: linda johnson
Dearest if you will like to fly down here to get those required documents from ministries here contact the bank they will give you all the information on what to do next.or if you will like the lawyer here to get the requested documents on your behalf and endorse it and forward it to our bank here for the transfer you can so the lawyer he will tell you also on what to do next.hope that you have understand this well.waiting to hear from you soonest.
i want to ask you have you contacted the bank here because the letter you forward to me is not for the bank email address, the letter you forward to me the email address belong to the lawyer here not the bank so try to note all the email address the lawyer own and the bank own so that we can not have any misunderstanding within us.the lawyer here inform me that you have contacted his chamber and they have get back to you.waiting to hear from you soonest.
Much Love
Linda
To: linda johnson
Linda, I've heard from your attorney but STILL have not heard anything from your bank at all! Either they're not getting through, or they are not doing their jobs!
Just in case they're not getting through to this email address, I am going to change to a new address: busty.funkenstein@gmail.com So all correspondence to me should be sent there from now on. I have no idea what else needs to be done to proceed from here, so it's up to you to let me know.
Busty
From : linda johnson
Sent : Wednesday, April 13, 2005 1:33 PM
ATTN:BUSTY
WE ARE IN RECIPT OF YOUR MAIL AND AS WELL NOTED THE
CONTENTS THERE IN. WE ARE JONA CHAMBERS AND THE BANK ACCREDITED ATTORNEY & THE
SATISFACTION OF OUR CLIENTS IS OUR CONCERN. WE ARE HERE TO HELP AND ASSIST YOU
IN ALL YOU WANT.WE WANT TO KNOW IF YOU NEED OUR SERVICE TO GET THE REQUIRED
DOCUMENTS THAT WILL BACK UP YOUR FUND WILL BE SECURED FROM THE MINISTRY OF
FINACE AND MINISTRY OF JUSTICE HERE IN THIS COUNTRY?ALSO WE ARE HERE TO INFORM
YOU THAT WE ARE NOT BANK WE ARE BANK ACCREDITED ATTORNEY.IF YOU NEED OUR SERVICE
INFORM US ASAP.
YOU ARE WELLCOME TO JONA CHAMBERS ABIDJAN COTE D IVOIRE.
Mr JONATHAN SAMUEL
Tel(+XX-16-98)
Email:( Xyahoo.fr)
Email:( jonXXbers@justice.com) [Justice.com? HA]
linda johnson to me
Apr 16
Dearest,
we are worried to hear from you to know what is going on for since some days now we have not hear from you .are you okey?am thinking of you day and night.i know at i think of you so my God think of you too .how far have you gone with the bank here and the lawyer here.the bank here told me that as soon as they receive what they need you will be happy in their hand work.Dearest all is in your hand now .
Much Love
Linda
Busty Funkenstein to linda
Apr 18
Darling Linda,
I have been thinking of you also, and I am sorry that I have not been able to write until now. I have been having more problems with my ex-husband threatening me, and I am afraid that my life is in danger. I will read the letters from your bank, and get back to you as soon as possible.
Busty
bank lnformation to me
Apr 14
FROM THE DESK OF MR MR.UTHMAN BAPOU.
THE INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTNMENT OF THE BIAO BANK ABIDJAN WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE RECEIVEED YOUR NEW EMAIL ADDRESS BY YOUR PARTNER MRS LINDA JOHNSON.ALSO SORRY FOR NOT HEARING FROM US WE ARE HERE TO TRANSFER YOUR FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT OVER THERE WE HAVE DIRECTS YOU TO A LAWYER HERE WHO WILL HELP YOU TO GET ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS NEEDED.CONTACT THE LAWYER HERE HE WILL INFORM YOU ON WHAT TO DO. AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE THE DOCUMENTS NEEDED YOUR MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERED UNDER 24HOURS TO YOUR ACCOUNT THERE.
MR.UTHMAN BAPOU
BIOA BANK ABIDJAN
Busty Funkenstein to bank
Apr 15
Dear Bank Information,
You need to give me the lawyer's name and e-mail contact address, so I can get in touch with him!
Thanks
Busty
bank lnformation to me
Apr 15
FROM THE DESK OF
MR MR.UTHMAN BAPOU.
DIRECTOR FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
WE RECEIVED YOUR MAIL AND WE WISH
TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE ALREADY GIVE YOU THE ATTORNEY CONTACT BEFORE HE IS
THE BANK ACCREDITED ATTORNEY HERE CONTACT HIS CHAMBER AND INFORM THEM THAT YOU
NEED THEIR SERVICE TO GET THE REQUIRED DOCUMENTS THAT WILL BACK UP YOUR FUND
FROM THE MINISTRY OF FINACE AND MINISTRY OF JUSTICE HERE .AS WE TOLD YOU THAT
ONCE WE RECEIVE THE DOCUMENTS NEEDED YOUR MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERED UNDER 24HOURS
TO YOUR ACCOUNT OVER THERE .THIS IS THE CONTACT ATTORNEY BELOW.
Mr Jonathan Samuel
MR.UTHMAN BAPOU
BIOA BANK ABIDJAN
Busty Funkenstein to bank, jonachambers
Apr 18
Dear Bank Information (cc: Jonachambers)
I am confused!!! You tell me to contact the lawyer to sign documents and
finalize things, but the lawyer tells me to contact YOU about the documents. And
nobody has ever sent me any papers to sign in the first place!
I don't care which one of you sends the documents, but somebody needs to. I
can't sign papers that I don't even have.
Thank you,
Busty
linda johnson to me
Apr 16
Dearest,
Good to you and all your family hope all is well with you,i have not hear from you since some days now am worried to hear from you to know how far you have gone with the bank here and the lawyer here.i will like us to be with you there soon i am worried to see you in person.but i know that God will the best soonest.waiting to hear from you.
Much Love
Linda
linda johnson to me
Apr 16
Dearest,
we are worried to hear from you to know what is going on for since some days now we have not hear from you .are you okey?am thinking of you day and night.i know at i think of you so my God think of you too .how far have you gone with the bank here and the lawyer here.the bank here told me that as soon as they receive what they need you will be happy in their hand work.Dearest all is in your hand now .
Much Love
Linda
"Busty" decides to try getting the bank into trouble, and to see if she can send "the Johnsons" on a wasted trip to the airport.
Busty Funkenstein to linda
Apr 18 (4 days ago)
Darling Linda,
I have been thinking of you also, and I am sorry that I have not been able to write until now, I have been having more problems with my ex-husband threatening me.
I am still very concerned about whether your associates really even know what
they're doing, or that they might be trying to play games here. The bank tells
me to contact the lawyer, the lawyer tells me to contact the bank, and neither
one seems to want to do anything at all to get this transaction moving. Is it
possible that we could go
through a different bank, one that's more trustworthy and competent?
As I said before, I am very worried for myself here also. Linda, since you are my beloved and trusted friend, I must ask something very important of you now: My ex-husband has been following me and threatening to kill me for the past several weeks now. So if anything bad should happen to me, will you please make sure everyone knows that it was probably him who did it? His name is Ron J. Remy, and I've attached his picture here so you can know who he is. [Attached picture of Ron Jeremy]
And when I fly down there to complete the transfer, would it be safe to bring a very large amount of money with me? I have $36,700 in cash that I stole out of my ex-husband's bank account, and I am afraid he will find it if I leave it sitting around here. Can you help me put it in a bank account down there, so he can't trace it?
Please let me know, and please check into what's going on with your bank also.
Love and Kisses,
Busty
linda johnson to me
Apr 19
Dearest,
I have hear all you said i will not be here you will have problem or some one will kill i must do something to help your life.i have call the bank this morning and told them do some thing about my transction or i will not be happy with them.they called me back that they are sorry for their delay that as from today they will do their best to see that this money is transfered to your account soon .they call the lawyer also to inform you what it need to get the documents hope the lawyer will contact you soonest.
also i can help you to put the $36,700 in a safe account here [HA] with your name or any name you may like here so if you feel you can inform me to give you names to send the $36,700 to put in a safe account for you so that he can not trace it also i have note your ex-husband name and his picture .pls do not move any how every thing will be ok this week.pls as soon as you receive this mail get back to me soonest am waiting.
Darling am with you.
Linda
[Just wanted to point out that "Linda" still wants to trust "Busty" with her millions, even after "Busty" says she cleaned out her ex-husband's bank account...]
bank lnformation to me
More options Apr 19 (3 days ago)
FROM THE DESK OF MR.UTHMAN BAPOU.
WE RECEIVED YOUR MAIL AND WE WISH
TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ARE SO SORRY TO DELAY YOUR TRANSCTION WE ARE BUSY SINCE
TRANSFERING OTHER PEOPLES MONEY
[I'LL BET!]
THAT COME BEFORE YOU IN OUR BANK
BUT NOW WE ARE OUT FOR YOUR TRANSCTION TO COMPLETE YOUR TRANSFER AS SOON AS YOU
GET THE REQUIRED DOCUMENTS FROM OUR LAWYER HERE .ALSO WE HAVE INFORM THE LAWYER
HERE TO CONTACT YOU AND INFORM YOU WHAT IT WILL COST TO GET THE REQUIRED
DOCUMENTS FROM THE MINISTRY OF FINACE AND MINISTRY OF JUSTICE HERE.
MR.UTHMAN BAPOU.
BIOA BANK ABIDJAN
JONA CHAMBERS (ESQ) ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
Here it comes......Surprisingly, they need an advance fee - $5,300
jonathan samuel to me
Apr 19
ATTN:BUSTY
WE ARE IN RECIPT OF YOUR MAIL AND
AS WELL NOTED THE CONTENTS THERE IN.
WE ARE JONA CHAMBERS AND THE BANK ACCREDITED ATTORNEY & THE SATISFACTION OF OUR
CLIENTS IS OUR CONCERN.
[WHY DOES THIS GUY KEEP YELLING AT
BUSTY???]
WE ARE HERE TO HELP AND ASSIST YOU SECURE ALL THE DOCUMENTS THAT WILL BACK UP YOUR FUND WITHOUT WHICH THE BANK CAN NOT TRANSFER YOUR FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
MEANWHILE, WE WANT YOU TO BEAR IN MIND THAT WE ARE NOT DEMANDING ANY MONEY FROM YOU FOR CONSULTATION FEE NOR SERVICE CHARGE. RATHER THE REQUIRED DOCUMENTS THAT WILL BACK UP YOUR FUND WILL BE SECURED FROM THE MINISTRY OF FINACE AND MINISTRY OF JUSTICE HERE IN THIS COUNTRY AND IT IS GOING TO COST YOU 5,300 00 DOLLARS.
AS WELL YOU SHOULD BEAR IN MIND THAT YOUR FUND IS A HIGH MAGNITUDE AMOUNT,THEREFORE THE REQUIRED DOCUMENTS ARE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS AND THEY NEED TO BE SINED AND INDUSED BY ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE FEDRATION HERE IN THIS COUNTRY.
AS WELL THESE DOCUMENTS WILL
LEGALISE YOU AS THE BENEFICAIRY OF THE FUND BOTH HERE AND OVER THERE IN YOUR
COUNTRY AND WITHOUT THESE DOCUMENTS THE BANK CAN NOT TRANSFER YOUR FUND TO YOUR
ACCOUNT. THEREFORE BECAUSE OF THE URGENCY INVOLVED IN THE NEED OF THE DOCUMENTS
YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TO OUR
CHAMBER
BELLOW................
NAME.. MR. JONATHAN SAMUEL
DESTINATION.. ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE.
CONTROL/TRACKING NUMBER.
TEXT QUESTION & ANSWER.
SENDERS NAME.
ON THE RECIPT OF THE INFORMATION OF THE PAYMENT WE WILL PROCCED IMMEDIATELY TO THE COURT OF JUSTICE THE SAME DAY TO SECURE THE DOCUMENTS AND SUBMITT THE ORIGINAL TO THE BANK AND COPPY YOU TO ENABLE THE BANK TO TRANSFER YOUR FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT.
AGAIN, WE PROMISE TO FOLLOW UP AND MONITOR YOUR FUND UNTILL IT IS TRANSFERD TO YOUR ACCOUNT. WE ARE HERE TO SERVE YOU BETTER.
THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING,
JONATHAN SAMUEL (ESQ)
JONA CHAMBERS.
Busty Funkenstein to jonathan
Apr 19
Dear Mr. Chambers,
I am very uncomfortable with the idea of just sending the money to somebody I've
never met, especially since you guys are not exactly on the ball from what I've
seen so far.
I would feel much better if I were to come down there and handle the signing of
these documents in person. I am having some personal problems right now anyway,
and so a trip out of the country would be very good for me.
Can we set up a day and time for us to do this, so I can make travel
arrangements?
Thank you,
Busty
Busty Funkenstein to linda
Dearlingest Linda,
Thank you, I did hear from your lawyer and bank again. The lawyer wants me to send him $5000 by Western Union and then he'll send me the documents. However, I am not comfortable doing it this way because from what I've seen so far, I don't exactly trust these guys and don't think they even really know what they're doing. I would much rather fly down there myself and handle everything in person.
When I get there, you can help me put my money in an account that my ex-husband can't trace, I'll pay the $5000 to get the documents to release your funds, and then we can all fly back to the United States together and we'll put your money in an account here that your government enemies can't trace. Please let me know what to do next, I'd like to make travel arrangements for as soon as possible.
Thank you Linda, I appreciate all your help. I am so very glad to have a wonderful friend like you that I can count on. [HA!]
Busty
linda johnson to me
Apr 20
Dearest,
Thank you for informing me what the lawyer here said.are you okey?because i will not like to hear that something happen to you any thing that happen to you also happen to me.do not move any how still you come down here.also the lawyer contacted me this morning and inform me what they need to get the documents and what you told them in your mail i told him that you are right on what you told them.Dearest as you know that am here for you i have investigat what the lawyer here said about the cost of the documents, they need to get the documents down before you fly down because what you are going to do is to sign the documents but they are the one to get the documents from the ministry of finace and ministry of justice here as a lawyer here not you .i well understand your ponit.pls for this not to delay our transction send the money to them or you can send it to me for me to go with the lawyer to the ministry also the resit of the paymet here will be forward to you before you fly down and sign those documents here.i am here for you
Much Love
Linda
[Darn, "the Johnsons" aren't buying
the airport trip and they won't get mad at the bank, either. "Busty" is left
with no choice but to annoy her 'dear friend' "Linda" with long letters of drama,
accusations about her banker's name, and waiting for the Western Union
transfer...]
Busty Funkenstein to linda
Apr 20
Dearest Linda,
No, I am not OK. My ex-husband has been threatening me, following me if I go
anywhere and he tried to break into my house last night. I can't ask the police
to help, and my family doesn't know what's going on either.
I understand what you're saying about them needing to get the documents first
before I come down there, and I have no problem with sending the money to you -
but how long will that take? Because I need to get away from here, quickly, and
if I don't leave NOW my
ex-husband might get me and then I'll never be able to sign anything at all
because I'll be dead. So if I have to wait a couple days for the documents, it's
much better if I wait over there where I'm safe from him. Plus I already sewed
the $35,000 into the lining of my
suitcase. Please let me know what to do.
I also forgot to mention, I think it's a very good idea if you look for somebody
else to assist with the bank transactions. I don't trust the man you're working
with at all. I don't think he even knows what he's doing, and I think he's
trying to play a trick on me too because he keeps sending emails that say his
name is "Bank Information". I know he's lying, because nobody's name is really
"Bank Information". So be really careful, he might be playing tricks on you too.
Busty
linda johnson to me
Apr 20
Dearest,
I have read all your mails , pls buy your air free and fly down here soonest. to get the documents is only two days from the ministry here as the lawyer told me now .please I am writing with heart felt condition because of what you inform me now.
the name of the banker is Mr Uthman Bapou am sure of them they are not trying to do anything us even the mail they sent to me too they use to write bank information in their Subject but his name is Mr Uthman Bapou he is the international remmitance Director in the bank . t i told you am here for you.send the money to me so that i will move with lawyer to the ministry to get the documents down.send the money with my name Linda Johnson Abidjan.waiting to hear from you soonest.
Much Love
Linda
Busty Funkenstein to linda
Apr 20
Dearest Belovedest Linda,
I may be hard to get in touch with for a little while, as I am going out of town. This means I may not have handy access to a computer and it may take me a few days to answer any correspondence. But please be assured that I do still plan to help you just as soon as possible.
Also, don't worry about having to help me hide the $35,000 (I lost $2000 gambling at the casino today, LOL), because I'm going to have to spend that while I'm hiding out from my ex. But thank you for offering, I really appreciate it.
I am going to go pack now, and I plan to leave later tonight or tomorrow morning. Again, I am so sorry to do this, I know you're counting on my help, but I am just so scared and I have such a bad feeling that my ex-husband is planning something and I need to get away. I will get in touch with you as soon as I can. Take care and thank you for being such a good friend.
Love and Kisses,
Busty
linda johnson to me
Apr 21
Dearest,
am so sorry for the delay the time i sent the last mail to you is night here i can not go back to internet to write you because is night this morning i see your mail i have to write you soonest .pls send the money with my name contact address below.
NAME /MRS LINDA JOHNSON
ADDRESS/ XXXXX COTE D'IVOIRE WEST AFRICA.
as soon as you send it you have to give me all the information name of the
sender and tracking number.pls keep me inform where ever you are also i will be
informing you also here.am waiting for the Western Union information as soon as
you send it.
Much Love
Linda
Busty Funkenstein to linda
3:40 pm
Darlingest Linda,
I'm glad I got your email before I left. I will send you the money on my way out
of town tonight, or else I will leave the money with my sister and have her send
it. Her name is Lippy Funkenstein, and even though she is the only person in the
world (besides you) that I can
trust, she doesn't know that I'm helping you with your money (because you asked
me not to tell anyone). I will tell her that I am sending the money because I am
buying some Tanzanian diamonds from you.
I will get in touch with you again as soon as possible. I hate to have to delay
things like this, but I really am so scared and need to go where I'll be safe.
I have had such a bad feeling all night - like my ex-husband is hiding and
watching me, and something really terrible
is about to happen. I'm sure I'm just being silly and paranoid, though.
Well, I have to run now. I'm hearing noises coming from downstairs, so I have
to go see what's going on. I sure hope it's just the cat, and not my ex-husband
breaking in!
Love Forever,
Busty
A few days go by, then "Linda" hears from "Busty's sister, Lippy"..........
Hello Mrs. Linda Johnson,
This is Lippy Funkenstein, Busty's sister. I am writing to you because Busty told me a few days ago that she was on her way here to drop off $5,000 that I'm supposed to send to you for the diamonds she bought, but she never showed up and I can't get a hold of her. Did she possibly change plans and send you the money herself? Please let me know, and thank you
Lippy F
"Linda" plays along with the diamond story...
Sat, 23 Apr 2005 3:52 AM
From "linda johnson"
Subject Linda waiting to hear from you soonest
Dearest,
I am Mrs Linda Johnson by
name also Busty has already inform me about you in all happy to hear from
you.pls she told me that you will send the money to me if the money is with you
try to send it today or monday latest to enable me send the diamonds to her
soonest also i have not hear from her for some days now she already inform me
that i may not hear from her still she get there .this is the contact address
you will use to send the money below .
NAME / LINDA JOHNSON
ADDRESS/XXX COTE D'IVOIRE WEST AFRICA.
as soon as you send it you have to give me all the information name of the
sender and tracking number. she did not change any plan pls do not delay on
this.i want to know if you are intouch with her because i wou'nt like anything
to happen to her anything that happen to her also happen to me i want to know if
she is safe where she is soonest.Lippy you will know me more i also wish you the
best of the best in life God be with you.you can send the money two times $2500
/$2500 because they may ask you two much of questions there or if you can send
the $5,000 once is ok.waiting to hear from you soonest.
Much Love
LIinda
Sat, 23 Apr 2005 1:34 PM
To "linda johnson"
Subject Re: Linda waiting to hear from you soonest
Dear Mrs. Johnson,
I found out last night why Busty did not ever make it over here, I am too upset to talk about it but I've attached the news article,. I am just sick over this, I don't know who in the world would've wanted to do this to my poor sister. If she might have told you anything, please let me know.
Lippy
"Linda" buys into the "article"! This mugu tries to appear helpful by forwarding information to give to police....then he/she/it tries to rope "Busty's sister" into the scam.
Date Sun, 24 Apr 2005
From "linda johnson"
To XXXX@fastmail.fm
Subject O my God
Dearest,
I don't know what to do now. Busty inform me about one man she told me that the
man is his ex-husband all what she told me about the man i have forward it here
so read it below and inform police soonest .i am trying to attched the man
picture here .please I am writing with heart felt condition because of what you
inform me now. pls pray for me not to die if not you will lose everything that
Busty have here as i told you that anything that happen to her also happen to me
.also pls try to be intouch with me 24hours Busty have something that what big
money here which i will not like you to lose it because before this thing happen
she inform me about you only know other person.pls forward all your contact your
personal phone number and your home address to me soonest.
Much Love
Linda
Date Mon, 25 Apr 2005
From XXX@fastmail.fm
To "linda johnson"
Subject Re: O my God
Dear Ms. Johnson
Thank you so much for the information. As you probably already know, Busty was a porno movie actress and a prostitute, so the police thought it was probably just an unsatisfied customer. I always knew her husband was a creep! I know I should tell the police, but right now I feel like going over to his house and just killing HIM myself instead!
I have no idea what you mean about Busty having any big money there, but I am sorry about your heart condition and hope you get better soon. Thank you again for your help.
Lippy Funkenstein
Date Mon, 25 Apr 2005
From "linda johnson"
To xxxxstmail.fm>
Subject linda waiting
Dearest,
do not go there only you pls go
with people,her diamonds which she bought is here how are we going to do it
now?forward all your contact to me soonest and inform me how is thing there.
Linda.
Wasting no time trying to rope "Lippy" into a scam....with lies about her "murdered sister", only days after she was "killed".
Date Tue, 26 Apr 2005
From "linda johnson"
To l@fastmail.fm
Subject linda
Dearest,
am waiting to hear from you pls inform me how is thing there.what i mean about
Busty haveing big money here as you know that she bought diamonds here which she
have pay some momey for it the only thing is the $5,000 that remain try to send
it so that you will receive it soonest the diamonds what big money i don't want
you to lost it as you are the only person that can receive it.i will take you as
i take Busty she is good to me and i will be good to you also.my heart condition
is geting too much now i pray to God for me not to die.their are somethings
about Busty which you as a sister don't know my love to her anywhere she is.pls
forward your contacts to me soonest.how are we going to do her diamonds
here?contact me soonest and read what Busty wrote to me below.
Much Love
Linda
>Darlingest Linda,
>I'm glad I got your email before
I left. I will send you the money on
>my way out of town tonight, or else I will leave the money with my
>sister and have her send it. Her name is Lippy Funkenstein, and even
>though she is the only person in the world (besides you) that I can trust,
>Please get back to me ASAP and let me know how I am supposed to send
>the money. I won't be leaving for a few hours yet, as I want to wait
>until after it gets dark.
>Hugs and Kisses,
>Busty
[To
be continued!]